I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

I May or May Not Like Salt Water

Missingfur: hey yawl today we r gonna.. wait $hi-

Velvetpaw: wow. dude five seconds in and u already mess it up

Missingfur: shut up I'm trying rlly hard!!!!!! ok ok.....! hey yawl welcome to I may or may not have an evil plan! today we r gonna make nettlestar drink-

Velvetpaw: smh. bruh his name is NORMALSTAR for the tenth time! HOW MANy more times do I have to tell you it's THE mosT normal name ever ok v easy to remember

Missingfur: TODAY WE ARE GOING TO MAKE NORMALSTAR...

Velvetpaw: better.

Missingfur: ...drink salt water to make him die of the saltiness overload *jiggles* HH H HH. HH N N H H N H H J NH J MNHMHNHN HNH NHNG

Velvetpaw: ..do u have crippling depression

Missingfur: bye lets go get nomalstR

Velvetpaw: omg ok ugh

*****

meanwhile in the neverland of snow...

Flamepaw: BRUH! how the heck did we even get here it's like feathertails and those idk what cats like squirrlbutt and brambletwig or somethhings journey in the mountains! ITS SO COLD HOW DID HEY DO IT??

Tallshadow: yo boy wtf. just lets go find normalstar and the rest of the peeps ok

Flamepaw: bruh we r stranded out here how r we going to find them

Tallshadow: GPS duh

Flamepaw: ..we don't even have....

Tallshadow: something called my eyes dUH

Flamepaw: wow ok let's just go

Tallshadow: agreed

*****

at beach...

Missingfur: dances to disco

Velvetpaw: we r at seaweed breeding grounds! this is no place to dance!!! be quiET and wait for normalstar to get here I just texted him omg ok

Missingfur: omg ok

Normalstar: *poofs into existence* this better be good. I just woke up from the best nap to hear a bunch of dingaling texts from a certain DOOD *glares at velvetpaw*

Missingfur: can u pls eat the salt water so we can get this episode over with I mean ugh I have better plans to do than this I mean who even had this idea?? 

Velvetpaw: um it was yours duh??

Missingfur: oh yea

Normalstar: omg u know salt water can't kill u right

Missingfur: wait what but Velvetpaw said so..??!

Normalstar: dood Velvetpaw is practically a kid ok u don't listen to kids those rotten kids *shakes paw fist thing* whatever lemme just drink it I'm thirsty anyways

Velvetpaw: muahah..

Normalstar: SLURPS the entire ocean.. ah I'm so not thirsty any mo- wait. *dries tf up* WT HHHHHHHhhhhh breathes raspy breathes SO DRY

Missingfur: u better die from drought at least

Normalstar: can't.. can't tooalk *dies8

Velvetpaw: YES WE DID IT! *highfives missingfur*

Missingfur: aW YEAH

*flamepaw and tallshadow poof into existence*

Flamepaw: uh

tallshadow: WE NEEDED TO FIND HIM BEFORE HE DIED WTF MISSINGFUR

Missingfur: bruh it's the whole point ok

Velvetpaw: it was aLL MY idea

Missingfur: uhm no ok bye audience whoever y'all r *kisses velvetpaw*

Velvetpaw: bruh no

Flamepaw: bruh

tallshadow: bruh

dead normalstar: bruh you so did not just

Missingfur: bYE

u know who it is.. that's right....... it's Aqua taking a swing at this book lmao