one day a squirrel was just being a squirrel. He was just a walking around when suddenly he realised he lost his nuts! So he flipped the Fuck out like any normal squirrel who lost his nuts would. He went to ask the bear who lived next door if he saw his nuts. He looked down said yes. the squirrel then said "well were are they" the bear then said "down here" "EWWWWWWWY" the squirrel said that's Nasty. But then the he went back to his house an drank a lot of whiskey. Hoping to find his nuts at the bottom of the bottle. But sadly he didn't. He then talked to his drug dealer an asked for his daily dose of heroin. He was doing more heroin thqan usual. An stared getting into meth. His teeth then fell out. He was not the happiest squirrel he then bought an Ak 47. He went mad a n stared killing all humans who owned nut stores. He just couldn't find the same nuts. They just didn't taste the same. He then went an played for a hooker,because his wife was just not the same anymore. So he then bought a hooker who's name is cinnamon. She had huge breases. which squirrel loved it was just his thing. He made sure to go buy a extra extra extra extra small condom before hand. After having an amazing time with cinnamon. He got a call from the nut police who said they have found his nuts. His face was priceless. He then got in his bugati an drove to the nut police. Then claimed his nuts an died of a heart attack
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