Me and my sister were acting like Bakura and Marik. Me as Bakura and my sister as Marik, man we came up with some weird s*** and it was super funny. I will add things to the story, I can't remember everything me and my sister said. This one will be about the YuGiOh gang texting, please feel free to read it and enjoy a good laugh. WARNING: There will be some messed up s*** in this. Sit back, enjoy some snacks, drinks and enjoy the story! Bakura: Why the bloody hell are you doing this time?! Angel: Nothing, bunny. Bakura: I'M NO BLOODY BUNNY!!!! Marik: Just relax and let her be, Fluffy.
Bakura's pov:
I'm sitting here on my couch bored to death...."Bloody hell...!!! I'm so damn bored!!!!" I sigh, knowing this is what happens when I'm bored, so I thought about texting my pal, Marik. Seeing what he's up to. I pick up my iPhone and start texting.
Bakura: Hey, Marik. What are you doing?
Marik: Yo, nothing much, just bored out of my mind, you?
Bakura: SAME...!!!! I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING TO DO!!!!
Marik: Chill, Fluffy! We can just text since we are both bored.
Bakura: Again, I'M NOT A BLOODY BUNNY, YOU BLOODY WANKER!!
Marik: Yeah yeah yeah, anyways. Mind getting me a cookie?
Bakura: WTBF?! YOU ARE LIKE TWO BLOODY FLOORS ABOVE ME!! SURELY YOU HAVE COOKIES AT HOME!!
Marik: I'm too lazy, Bakura...!! Just get me the fucking cookie! Your a thief!
Bakura: NO!
Marik: YES!
Bakura: BLOODY HELL NO!! You need Yami in your life
Marik: Bakura, you need to have some firgging weed! Now, get me my damn cookie.
Bakura: You bloody wanker, I don't smoke! You and you're gay rod need to get off you're bloody tan ass up! I also ate the last cookie with my tea so ha! Btw you're sister is hot.
Marik: WHY YOU WHITE ASS CRACKER!!! YOU DONE IT NOW!! I SUMMON SONIC THE.... WHATEVER THE FUCK HIS NAME IS!!!! BTW * mimics Bakura's British accent* BLOODY WANKER!!!
Sonic: Gotta go fast fat ass!
Bakura: WTBF?! Is he a card? He looks gay, like you and you're gayrod- THAT'S IT!!!
Marik: HAHAHAH!!! Yeah he's gay, like Shadow the whatever the frig his name is! He's gay like you.
Bakura: I'M NOT GAY!! I LIKE GIRLS-
Marik: FINE! I'LL ASK KAIBA! HE'S RICH! BITCH!
Kaiba: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME LADY IN PINK!
Marik: IT'S PURPLE!
Bakura: Wait, how did Kaiba get into our chat?! Marik, did you add him?! And, I AIN'T NO BLOODY BITCH!!!
Marik: Yeah, so I could ask him to buy cookies for me since you WON'T do it!!! You suck at being a theif!!!!
Bakura: I DO NOT!! I USED TO STEAL FROM THE KING OF GAMES 5000 YEARS AGO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Yami: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?! NO WONDER MY GOLD WAS MISSING!!!
Kaiba: Wow, you didn't know Fluff was stealing you're gold? What kind of King doesn't know his gold is missing?
Marik: IKR?! If I was King, I would never let anyone steal from me! They would lose their heads for stealing from a great King like myself! *does a king like pose*
Yami: .....
Kaiba: .....I should've kept my mouth shut...
Yami and Bakura: You think?!
YOU ARE READING
Yu-Gi-Oh! One Shot!
FanfictionThis is for my sister who turned 16 today! I thought she would like this since she loves Yu-Gi-Oh. Happy Birthday little sis and I hope you enjoy this one shot! WARNING: There will be some cussing or maybe a lot, just depends on my mood or what I f...
