1 - OH *friend* YOU!

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「Cassie」

I casually went through my daily scroll on Instagram, liking photos, fangirling over Markiplier, you know, things regular humans do.

Everyone else has shrines to Markiplier, so that's normal.

RIGHT?

I went downstairs to get some tea, (yes, how bloody British is that) and bolted back upstairs before-
"CASSIE." Ugh. I slowly walked back down to face my mother, tapping her foot.

This better be *friend*ing important, because this is cutting out of Cassie wishing she could marry Mark time.

"When was the last time you cleaned that darned room of yours?" See, it's questions like that I have a problem with. Why would I have time to clean my room when Markiplier is forever being adorkable?

"Since when have you cleaned yours?" BOOM. Are you sure my name is Cassie and not Sassy? "Who says I have to keep you under my roof?" She shot back, glaring me into Oblivion.

"Fair point there." I chuckled, walking back upstairs.

Isn't chuckle a fun word? Chuck Norris probably made it up. *wink wink nudge nudge*

I opened my Instagram and started typing furiously.

@CassGotSass - OH *friend* YOU! Nice save @markipliergram !

I turned off my phone, pulling the covers over myself. "I like turtles." I screeched, before turning over and going to sleep.

[AN] I don't know if @CassGotSass is an actual Instagram account, but if any of you find one, please let me know! Thanks! xx

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