Fate of being a fake facilitator to a farrago _ A Virat Kohli fan-fiction

My messy Life

I was striding down those symmetrically levelled grass lane on my under the construction lapelled house .My fingers were typing some messages to the ones who genuinely check my existence out of real care ,commencing from the days of my childhood .Am not describing the so called friends whom I got out of this celebrity tag .I didn't have any more minutes for them .As I want to go to my personal gym ,which was set upright on the fourteenth floor of my apartment .I got it as a present from an advertising company ,as their bar diagram felt their product sales has touched the skies after I worked as a model for them .

I did a light cardio today .As I was restless ,I know that I was a restless person .An edgy one ,a nervous one ever .A person who gets disoriented often .Sometimes dishevelled .But,  at the end that's how I was .It wasn't a normal thing to be the captain of a top team which has millions of fans from all the nook and corners of this planet I was dwelling in .I was yelling my housekeeper celestia ,an Anglo Indian lady of my mother's age for not sorting my maroon tracks and Mint coloured puma socks .

I can't remember anything in my house ,I just can't remember where I keep my coffee mug nor my Wallet or tooth brush.I don't have time for this silly and stupid things .I am Virat Kohli and my schedules are hectic than anyone .I can't invest it in such low quality things .I must change this old lady .She is getting Alzheimer I guess .

I took my protein rich diet ,with a mechanically rusted tongue .I reached the grounds and started to play as usual .The rush in my blood always reached my ears when I took the bat .It felt like I had the most powerful weapon than anyone .I was a hero ,for millions of budding cricketers ,aspiring ones ,a role model .So I pushed myself to the maximum in grounds .

After that I had some chit chat with Rohit .

Rohit :Stop being a restless sloth cheeks

Me :Wtf ,when did sloths started to become-restless ?

Rohit :When you started to play cricket as a machine and not as a player .

Me :Just because you have two greatest records ,it doesn't  mean you can question my skill .

I erupted this time .I could sense few eyes wandering around me and Ro .

After few seconds I could see Rohit vanishing  from the ground packing his stuffs .Great ,I had fucked up one more time .And that too with Rohit .

I do not mind much ,I see the video footage of my previous matches vs England .I was horrible .And so I was replaying the footage and contemplating my flaws .Later on ,I found the angle and practised hard .

I took my protein boost .Worked a few more hours .I was able to sense someone glancing me .And I found it to be my coach.

"You need a break Kohli ",he said in a sharp tone ."Am Working on the areas ,next time it will be a century ,may be I can beat that duffer Rohit ".

"He wasn't wrong ,and you too know that "!I tried to defend him but his questions made me mum .

"You need a break "those words echoed all around in my expensive Audi and later in my intricately designed bedroom walls .

I closed my ears .I am fine ,why would I need a break .I have 30 hundreds ,before my 27 it's a huge record .I play like a stellar ,I have millions of fans and fortune .Billions of girls have crush over me and I learned from a newspaper article that they like to have an one night stand with me .Hundreds of companies want me as their model ,I was living the life everyone would be craving and praying .

Then why do I need it .May be coach and Ro are jealous on my success .Yes ,it's right they are .But why do mom say the same ,may be she thinks I am not staying with her often .I did a workout to deviate myself and to concentrate on my arms which I felt were a bit low .And I was afraid whether it may be a hindrance to my career .

Later on I dozed to sleep .Got up at 3.00a.m .Worked out ,played ,didn't party ,didn't drink .Just dozed to bed and thus my mundane life story continued .

After the fresh Ray's of sunlight hit my face ,I found some fresh and bright thoughts escalating my mind to fix some things .May be I can alter a bit ,may be I can start from the basics .

May be I need someone to fix everything ...Not like that old housekeeper .Someone smart and sensible with a brain.Wait ?who will have a smart brain for a housekeeper .Who cares ,I'll get it .First I will fix this incomplete house and then I'll deal with other things .I don't want this to complicate my cricket career .I can't afford to be such a mess .I am a leader and I can't be a bad example .

I registered on some popular website and paid them a diamond package bucks .And then started to fill the column

Preferences : male /female

Ummm.. A male can't withstand my ego and outburst .So ,indeed a female

Qualifications :Anyone who is smart and sensible with tons of patience .

Package :As to their expectation level .

Their work : To organise my things and find my lost ones .(No cooking or cleaning)

Period : two months as a paid intern ,will continue if I find her fit .

Working hours : Full 24*7 at my home,sometimes if required any working destinations . (decent atmosphere )

Age :None specific ,just don't need old ones as I am a restless one .

I filled all this crap questions with a tick in that save my identity box and went to my practice ......

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