Chapter 2;
I almost feel sorry as they drag the mayor to the teepee where he'll be burned. Almost, but not quite. I really feel messed up right now, letting this happen. Then again, karma was taking its sweet old time in punishing him, so that only left me to go and be the bitch. Or as I like to put it, 'in brace my inner bitch' cause if I don't, who will? Ha, I really am messed up.
I watch the tv in satisfaction.
"This calls for pop corn!" I jeer. I never liked the mayor. He was always a stuck up snotty little son of a, ya, you get the point. They light the teepee after they secure him to it. They yank off the bag on his head as the flames lock hungrily at his feet, he has tears in his eyes, I just smile and watch as I eat my pop corn. Guess I can cross this off me bucket list,
BUCKET LIST;
1. Watch mayor get burned to a crisp. X
2. Love in a rolling house.
3. Hang the president.
4. Ice skate in Theodore of a earth quake.
5. Watch Supreme Court have a hangover.
6. Burp in a volcano.
7. Watch the government fall, literally, I want to see them all fall on their idiotic asses as they slide down a kiddie slide. Preferably with lava at the end of the slide, but hey, I'm not picky.
8. Watch this all happen as I eat pop corn on a couch.
That's not my whole bucket list, but it's the beginning. And I plan to do it all. Yes I want to burp in a volcano, don't judge.
A/N: some of this stuff is actually on my bucket list, not number 1 and 3, but the rest are on my bucket list, what's on YOUR bucket list?
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Payback is a bitch
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