Jokes On You: RWBY x Male Joker Reader

It's Not About Money......

Roman Torchwick and The White Fang were loading cargo onto trucks in a rundown warehouse in Arkhaven.

"Hurry it up you filthy animals!" Torchwick yelled at the faunus. They looked at him with anger but brushed it off and continued loading cargo.

Just then, the lights shut out.

"Is it the bat?!?!" Someone yelled.

"Actually no" a voice said. It sounded cynical, showing evil.

The lights were back on and everyone backed away. They were horrified to see you.

........The Joker.

You were a purple bullet proof trenchoat with a green vest coated with lightweight steel plates, preventing you from getting shot or stabbed. You had a flower in your breastpocket and your favorite guns, which were named Ace and Spades. Your extra gun,  called the Killing Joke, was in  your tenchcoat's inner pocket. Your green hair was combed(but if you are black and have dreadlocks like me, you can imagine it being very styled and nice looking)

"Hello boys!" You said and walked to Torchwick.

"What do you want freak?" He asked, not afraid.  As you approached, he stuck his cane out at you. You were annoyed and smacked his cane away, kicked him into a cargo crate, and pinned him down with Ace put under his chin.

"Better watch how you talk to me"you grin mischeviously "all that chit-chat's gonna get ya hurt"(I will throw joker references)

He knew that he'd be ended right there and backed off. The faunus didn't stop him. They enjoyed watching Torchwick getting punked. You got up and he stood up as well. He was scared this time.

"What do you want from us? Money?  Dust?" He asked.

"No. You should know that it's not about money. Its about sending a message" you said as you burned the stacks of money.

Everyone looked at you shocked.

One of your lackeys (or workers) handed you your cane. It secretly fired guns.

"Be seeing you guys" you said and left them.

The next day you headed to Vale for some business.

"Hm.. so clean. No crime. That's what I hate about towns like this. What do you think boys?" You said to your lackeys.

"Y-yeah. This place needs you to straighten it out Mr. Joker!" One guy said. This pleased you.

"It sure does" you say and laugh (choose whatever laugh is cool with you)

"Boss we're here" The driver said as you arrived at the warehouse. You got out and walked inside.

You signaled your crew to stand by and let two people walk with you.

"'Ello!!" You yelled as you entered.  Everyone froze in fear as they stared at you.

A short girl walked up to you.

"Hey! This isn't child labor is it? What's this kid doing here?!" You asked.

She kicked your leg, which did nothing to you as you looked down at her and she held up a paper saying:

"Im Mute, Dumbass!"

You could barely hold in your laughter.

"Your a midget....and you can't talk?!?!?!?!? I don't have any problems with short people but that's priceless!!" You laughed. She huffed and walked away.

Then a taller woman walked up. She was the one and only,  Cinder Fall.

"Hello Joker" she says to you.

"Hey Cindy" you say, getting her name wrong.

"It's Cinder" she growled.

"Say somethin', hot stuff? Get it, cause you have fire powers?!?!" You laugh.

"Your not funny freak!!" A White Fang member yelled. You shot him.

"I'm sure as hell funny.... am I not funny to you all?" you grin. You looked at everyone else.

"I SAID: AM I NOT FUNNY?!?!?!?" You grinned wider and grabbed your crowbar.

Every one froze again and laughed so you wouldn't shoot them.

"Yeah. Y-your very funny" one person says nervously.

"Joker! There is no time to scare my workers. I need your help" Cinder says and hands you a photo of four girls.

"This girl is Ruby Rose" Cinder points(you know what she looks like)

"Next is Weiss Schnee" Cinder explains.

"That rich girl? Didn't expect that" you say to her.

"And this is Blake Belladona and Yang Xio Long" Cinder points to the last girls.

"And your showing me this.  Why?" you ask her.

"They need to be exterminated.  Im sure you can get the job done" Cinder says.

"I'm not some lackey! Lucky you im gonna rob that bank" you say.

"I'll pay you" she says.

"I'll do it. Keep the change by the way. Money is for spoiled people" you said and walked away.

"So how would you be able to afford things?" A grey haired boy asked.

You instantly spun around and smacked him upside his head with a crowbar. He fell and you out your foot on his throat.

"See how I didn't need money to kick your ass? Unlike you,  I take what I want. If it isn't mine I'll put whoever is stopping me in the dirt. I'll take what I need. Anything else burns. Don't try me again punk" you say as you walk away.

"Here we go! Operation: kick Vale's Ass is ago folks!" You say as you get into your purple lambo.

"What about us Joker?" Someone asks.

"Rob the bank tonight.  I'll send a little package tomorrow. Then we use that money for guns, ammo and gunpowder" you grin as you drive away.

HEY GUYS! ! I FELT GREAT WRITING THIS AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! I DIDNT MAKE Y/N JOKER-ISH YET SO PLS BEAR WITH ME

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