Roast 1: tecumseh the call of duty noob

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by dawseefam

by dawseefam

So i was facetiming and bullying a friend, and they started to facetime one of their friends. Well, there friend is indian and being the jerk i am, i decided to roast them:

Tecumseh: the call of duty noob

Some quotes from Tecumseh:
"Im camping"
"Im crawling"
"Stupid"
"Oh no i ded"

Rant:
So from experience, this is what he is doing wrong: EVERYTHING. First off, no one crawls, no one says they died, and HE ONCE SAID HE WAS ON THE LEADERBOARD, which i think is just a bunch of crap. Hes obviously lieing.

Now your probably wondering, why is he called Tecumseh? Well, first hes indian (thats why this book is offensive, IM NOT RACIST I PROMISE PLS DONT KILL ME) and he thinks hes a leader which Tecumseh was, but i dont think a leader crawls around a whole COD map. Stay tuned 😉