Forfeit | One Shots

Rodrian

~Rodrick

Lily was looking sooooo lovely today. She needs a haircut thooough. Nah jk her long hair is 10/10. She also has pretty nice eyes? Like wow. Cool. And ummmmmm uhhhhhh her skin is clear like what? Even? Does she? Use? And make up is on point but my eyeliner is thicker ngl. Speaking of thick, she pretty thicc too (in a good way chill chull). So anyway I rock the messy™ look and she rocks the I-always-look-better-and-way-more-put-together-than-you-do™ look so we're kinda meant to be ig.

So anyway yeah she looked pretty good today. I walked up to her and said "Heyo baby girl wyd" and she said "Oh nothing much just sitting here looking good" and I nodded and replied "you right, you right". So then this lord farquad lookin, O'Hare lookin, Asian Dora lookin, goofy lookin, 2005 Phil lookin, pregnant emoji lookin, Jojo from Horton hears a who lookin, rat lookin trashbag walks up holding some pizza or smt and tries to hit on my girl and I say "Ew Chawlie you are a ratty trash bag and you aren't the real rodrick so you need to back up off my girl" and he says "nah" so I winked at Lily and she blushed and then I used my kung fu on this imposter ugly trash bin and then he said "ow" and crawled back into the hole he come out of.

I looked at Lily and she said "ur my real rodrick" and I said "hecks yeah bby" and she blushed again. I saw fake Greg and gagged then I karate chopped his ugly fake self and made him crawl in the hole he come out of too. After I was done eliminating all the fakes, I got out a sharpie and wrote "#notmyrodrick" on my arm and then wrote it on everybody.

I eventually remade the rest of the movies with my original cast buddies and then went out on a date with Lily. She was pretty cool. We went to a hotel and I kissed her and she was seducted by my hottness and we did a lot of winking that night, needless to say. The next day we saw a weird redhead and we both said "ew" and then ran away into the sunset being relationship goals and stuff.