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Life Sadly

Have you ever had an embarrassing moment in your life while at school? Have you ever been pushed around or beaten up for not doing something you didn't feel comfortable doing? Or have you ever been so beaten down that you couldn't even walk? If you have experienced any of these things, you more than likely have had or just gotten a period. Congratulations, young padawan, you are a girl who has just been hit by puberty with a bat. You may be wondering why the heck is this chick talking about the menstrual cycle with you. Well the reasoning why is that, I believe that we women deserve to stay home during these destructive times. You'll be hearing statistically proven facts to personal emotional experiences that you may never thought you would have imagined of hearing. Now, strap yourself into this roller coaster of the menstrual cycles.
Statistics have proven that women go through abundance of issues while on the red light. This could affect women's performances while at work.  Many countries and companies have proven that it's better for women not to be at school or work during the time of their cycles. They consider this to be a disability due to the loss of focus and risk of embarrassment. For example, women experiencing dysmenorrhea which is intense cramps, could cause women's attention span, performance and reflexes to be slightly less accurate. Women occasionally experience such intense dysmenorrhea that some women get put into the hospital for exclusively throwing up or passing out on the job, which could be unsafe. Now take a second boys, think of how it feels when you get hit in your family jewels.  You double over in pain. People judge you, and it takes awhile for you to recover. That's a similar thing we women go through on a monthly basis. Only ours doesn't go away. It's over a series of days.
We women shouldn't go to public events such as school days or work. Because, there is a possibility of the crimson tide doing a overload of its shipment or we women running out of the tampons. Women surely have had their fair shares of embarrassing stories dealing with the menstrual cycle's I surely have. It was in my sixth grade year during the fall and I remember waking up feeling kind of grumpy and had a little bit of a stomach ache and I was thinking that it will pass over.  Long story short, I went to school for a whole week on my shark week walking into school with bloody breeches and leaving school with even bloodier breeches. And the thing is I had to go through the whole day while at school with no teacher stopping me telling me I should go to the nurses and none of my friends had the nerve to tell what was going on with me nor did my parents.I only realized what was going on the next month. Imagine this being your child or wife will you feel their embarrassment as I felt mine? Envision yourself in these women's shoes who have to go through a whole day not knowing that they are sitting in a pool of their own blood without having to go to war for it. The thing is though that we women have to go through with this at the starting age, as early as eight all the way to sixty. Two to seven days a month or twice a month. Do you really want to go through this while you're at school?
Before you go assuming that "Oh well it's only one girl going through these thoughts, and feelings." I made sure that I have had interviews of girls and more statistics for y'all. For example girls will spend approximately four thousand days menstruating. With the usage of over eleven thousand and four hundred tampons, pads, and pantyliners. Would you like to be at work or school on these days or using these things?  Not only that is that during countless interviews, girls also mentioned about how their skin looked and felt. How they felt down about themselves and how they didn't feel comfortable about showing their face, Now tell me do you like that feeling? Or how frequently girls having to use the restroom due to their lower intestine contracting, it's very uncomfortable for women. The pain of having pants on just adds to the immense pain you already have and you can't just take your pants off while in public areas because you will go to jail for public nudity. Women will have a irregular sleeping schedule's due to being in immense pain at night which could affect how women performances with exams. Women at times endure humiliation with opening the packages of their products, or just allowing people to have the acknowledgment of their curse from Satan is here this week. Or the stench of the red light being on them because A) They don't have the money to afford the correct products. B) They don't know how to take care of it. Or C)They just really don't care. The chances of you destroying beautiful things of yours is also very high.
In conclusion all I'm saying is that shark weeks are the destroyer of all lives. And that we women should have days off that don't count against us due to the pain and struggles that we go through. We women have to deal with embarrassing moments, to the feeling of being hurt so badly that we can't even move. To having puberty not being so kind to us. All we ask is for the destructive days we get the chance to stay home.