Lannah Waxter and the spitting contest! (co-written by me and @heatherneather)

Katie and Heather were sitting in Heather's apartement doing a school project but they kept getting disturbed by an insescent knocking, the knocking had gone on for about 5 minutes when Heather had finally lost it. She chucked the laptop off of her knee and stormed up to the door and flung it open. She was disgusted to be met by a bushy haired, smelly, badly dressed, hobo.

"Get off my porch you little hobo!" yelled Heather, shooing her off the porch. By now Katie had made her way over.

Oh, no, I ain't be no hobo. Funny that, I was thrown in jail for 3 years for assaulting a hobo! Oh, by the way my name is Lannah Waxter and I'm from the great state of Alabama and i've just transfered to your great country of Engerrrland" she said spitting a little.

"Well ok, can you please leave now?!" asked Katie

"Just letting y'all know, I be yo new next door neighbour!" she said excitedly, waving her hands in the air.

"Well, ok, bye now" said Katie, irritated.

"Can't I come in?" asked Lannah, a little disappointed.

"Uh......I suppose" said Heather, unsure.

"Yay, I just know we're gonna be besties, we can make daisy chains, friendship bracelets and even go milk cows together!" said Lannah excitedly, running into Heather's apartment.

"Yay!" said Katie unenthusiastically.

"Wow, I never knew that a big city aparterrrment would be so fancy smancy!" said Lannah, looking around the flat in awe.

"Uh...thanks?!" said Heather, unsure of what to say.

"Your welcooome. See we're already being like best friends!" squeled Lannah, "Oh wait one pigs tail, how can we be besties if I don't even know your names?!" said/asked Lannah.

"Well, I'm Heather and this is Katie" said Heather, gesturing to her friend.

There was suddenly a loud thud which made Katie and Heather jump.

"Oh. That must be my mumma. A little heads up, you DON'T wanna make my mumma angry!" said Lannah, smiling but still deadly serious.

Katie gave a loud gulp before Heather said, "Well bye!"

"Bye" Lannah said, waving but not before she spat loudly into Katie's glass of water, "Nice spittoon you got there" said Lannah, half way out the door.

"Uh....no, that's my glass of water" said Katie disgusted.

"Oh, sorry.......uh...I wouldn't drink that if I were you" said Lannah.

"Don't worry, I wasn't planning to" said Katie.

Katie and Heather let out a sigh of relief as the door to the apartment closed.

"I feel so sorry for you having to live next to......that" said Katie, patting Heather's shoulder as she sat down next to her.

The thought of living next to Lannah for the foreseeable future made Heather feel sick.