BTS TEXT AND SCENARIOS

BTS At Your Honeymoon

You: *crawls in front of him*

Namjoon: Ohh, that was... breathtaking.

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Seokjin: JESUS CHRIST STOB IT OR ELSE I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR STUFFS!!

You: *laughs seductively* What stuffs?

Seokjin: *can't breath* *lost* *suddenly smirks* I'm gonna break your dress and I'll break your bras and panties too because I am fucking JEALOUS!

You: W-what're you jealous for?

Seokjin: YOUR STUFFS! This bitch is so slow.

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Yoongi: Yah, hey hey hey hey hey!

You: Ready for round... 69?

Yoongi: OH MY GOD 69?!?!

You: *nods*

Yoongi: *mumbles* 69... I'm not satisfied.

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Hoseok: EW WHAT'S THAT DIRTY WATEU ON MY FACE

You: That's what you call-

Hoseok: Saliva?!

You: YOU DUMB HOW CAN A VAGINA SPIT OUT A SALIVA??

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This is the most awaited scene of Park Jimin. He is currently-

You: YOU BRAT IT'S NOT FIT!!

Jimin: Then what am I supposed to do?!

You: OW stop it! IT HURTS OKAY?

Jimin: I'm not doing anything you bitch!

You: Then why the fuck did you push yourself on me asshole?!?

Yes, I think that's the most interesting story in my whole life.

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Taehyung: Oh shit, why is there so many juices nononononononono.

You: *can't breath* *breath hitching* N-no that's o-okay...

Taehyung: *explores his tongue on you* This is so delicious I wanna fuck you everyday.

You: Where did t-the innocent T-taehyung g-go?

Taehyung: *smirks* I have never been so innocent.

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You: Jungkook please??

Jungkook: No

You: ...

Jungkook: Why the heck would I give my virginity to you?

You: ...

You: FINE THEN GO TO YOUR TOY SANA AND YUJU OH COME ON GO! FUCK THEM TOGETHER ALRIGHT?!

Jungkook: ...