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Involves bad words, but not a lot.

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"Unicorns are fucking awesome bro." I said into my phone while trying to push apart my best guy friends, Grell and Sebbie. They're both Black Butler fans, (hence their nicknames)but they fight a whole damn lot. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even friends with them.

" But for real London, when are you coming home?" My brother said to me.

" Like I told you bro, whenever I get around to it." I said impatiently.

"Uh huh. Never." My brother said back.

I finally separated my friends, and after trying to shush them, and failing miserably, I just told my brother" I'll talk to you later, kay? Im kinda in the middle of something right now."

" Fine, but you better remember. Oh by the way, I'm debuting on the 8th, so you might wanna come back soon. " My brother said patiently. Ugh, he's such a good boy. It makes me love him more though, cause I can mess with him easier that way.

" Oh really? Remind me again who's debuting with you?" I asked, suddenly interested, since I kinda remember he showed me some pictures of some of the guys, and they were pretty cute.

" You're so forgetful! Never mind, I'll just tell you again..."

" Wait, never mind. I'll probably just forget soon, so send me their info kay? Gotta go! Bye!" I hurriedly hung up, since I just noticed that Grell and Sebbie have just found my stash of weed from da seeeeaaa. Or, seaweed. Oh shit.

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Im craaaaaazay. So yea. This is just a weird brain vomit thing...so yea. AND ITZ NOT NICE TO MAKE FUN OF PPL ROXANNA!!

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