BTS TEXT AND SCENARIOS

BTS Trying To Teach Your Kids

Namjoon: Gather around kids! Today, I'm gonna teach you how to not break thi- *breaks the whiteboard* I-I'm gonna teach you how to not break t-tissues.

Kids: But Appa, the tissues were easy to break.

Namjoon: Nononono, I mean, yes. They're pretty easy to break that's why I'm gonna teach you how to not break things easily :))

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Seokjin: Good morning my lovely princess! Come on, let me teach you how to cook your dad's egg- I mean, I'm gonna teach you how to cook eggs!

Kids: .....

Seokjin: Okay let's go!

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Yoongi: Yah, kid. Let's play basketball later okay?

Kids: But Appa, I've got a lot of homeworks!!

Yoongi: No, not now. I'm gonna watch porn first.

Kids: Appa, what's porn?

Yoongi: *shocked* Uhm, no, oh, p-popcorn? You mean popcorn? I'm gonna watch your mother cook popcorn! Wanna taste some?

Kids: *nods excitedly*

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Hoseok: *dances to Twice's Knock Knock*

Kids: Woah

Hoseok: Join your Appa kiddos!

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Jimin: Mochi is a Japanese food which is a little bit sticky just like your mother's vagina.

Kids: Appa! I want some!

Jimin: Go to your mother later and taste it *smirks*.

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Taehyung: Yah, that's my Gucci!

Kids: *scratches his Gucci bag*

Taehyung: Nonononono, I'm gonna teach you how to rip your mother's clothes and stuffs just stop!

Kids: *stops*

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Jungkook: First, catch their attention. For example, Gfriend's Yuju. All you need to do is walk in front of them and wink. Got it?

Kids: Appa, who is Yuju?

Jungkook: *smirks* The love of my li-

You: Jeon Jungkook!

Jungkook: OH NONONO! I mean, the love of my, uhm, uhuh, my, m-my... The love of my lies! Yes! That was just a lie *nervously laughs*.

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A/u: I'm not good at writing scenarios :((( Please vote and comment! Bangtan will be staying here for the whole week, and the worst part is I'm not gonna see them just for seconds :(