BTS TEXT AND SCENARIOS

BTS Courting You

Namjoon: Hey, can you turn off my headphones?

You: *confused* You don't have any headphones??

Namjoon: Oh, are you sure? Because babe everytime I hear the genre of your talking voice, it makes me so soft and it feels like I'm in heaven. And oh one thing, do you know heaven? Heaven is a place where-

You: *stomps off and leaves*

Namjoon: Ow she's so cute.

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Seokjin: Oh my gosh, I love your undies!

You: WHAT?

Seokjin: Bitch I'm not gonna say it again.

You: ...???

Seokjin: *rolls his eyes* Fine, I love all about you!

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Yoongi: Heyyyy, I am... DRUNK!!

You: What the hell, get off of me Min Yoongi! *mumbles* Aish, I thought he's going to confess to me.

Yoongi: Finally. So you want me to act drunk just to confess your feelings for me? Oh come on, no chill.

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Hoseok: GIRL I'M SO K.O!

You: Oh yes, I know I'm beautiful stop fantasizing about me.

Hoseok: No. I don't like you anymore.

You: Oh come on...

Hoseok: What? Now you wanna be my life? Bruh, go away.

You: SHUT UP YOU HORSIE I LOVE ALL ABOUT YOU YOUR FACE, YOUR LIPS, YOUR TITS OH COME ON GET BACK HERE!!!

Hoseok: *laughs* I know my lyrics were effective to use.

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Jimin: *smirks*

You: YES I'M YOURS!

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Taehyung: *bites his lips*

You: BITCH STOP ATTRACTING GIRLS' ATTENTION YOU DUMB ASS OKAY I'M GIVING UP COME HERE!

Taehyung: *jumps excitedly*

You: Go away...

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Jungkook: AYO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!

You: WHAT?

Jungkook: I'm not calling you.

You: *pissed*

Jungkook: But you already called my heart a long long time ago.