𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇 2 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇.

Poppies or Roses?

Poppy: Hello! Welcome to Troll 2 Troll where we debate the big questions! I'm Poppy and this is Branch. *points at Branch*

Branch: Why the hell am I here, anyway?

Poppy: Today, we will be having Guy Diamond as a guest!

Branch: What?!

GD: *autotunes* HellooOooO! *twirks at the screen*

Poppy: *giggles*

Branch: Ugh. *facepalms* Today's topic...

Poppy: Okay, today's topic: Poppies or Roses? Well, it's kind of a tough question... Branch?

Branch: Uhm, poppies.

Poppy: Awh, you chose the one with my name! *beams*

Branch: Uh, no!

Poppy: *raises an eyebrow* You're gonna have to explain, then.

Branch: Uhm, it's because uhh... *blushes* poppies are...uhm...

Poppy: *starts to grimace*

Branch: ...is...uh... *glances at Poppy*...pretty... *looks away* ...SAFE! I mean, uh, poppies are pretty safer than roses.

GD: *whispers* You're too obvious, Branch! *laughs*

Branch: What are you talking about? Of course, any flower will do for me; but the choices are only Poppies and Roses. Poppies are clearly more purposeful than roses. Not only do roses have obviously useless beauty, but they're also dangerous because of their thorns. Poppies, however...they can also give you a sense of...euphoria.

Poppy: Woah, that's a lot of explanation, Branch! Well, for me, uh, I choose...both — as both of them are beautiful flowers. Every flower is beautiful!

Branch: But roses are too cliché. And thorny.

Poppy: But roses are also for romantic stuff like... *blushes* *squishes own cheeks* when Creek gave me a rose on Valentine's day. *bites lip*

Branch: *rolls his eyes* Ugh. He might KILL you with those thorns! Besides, any flower can still be used for romantic things other than roses. *sighs* *murmurs* like how you didn't even say a thing when I tried to give you a daffodil.

Poppy: Oh c'mon Branchie! You can always be careful in handling a rose.

Branch: Still, safety first! And don't call me Branchie.

GD: Well, I also choose both! Just add *autotune* glittah!

Branch: Ugh. *facepalms*

Poppy: *giggles* That's right, Guy Diamond! Well, that's all for today!