"Banana!" Duncan called. "I'm tired of being your boyfriend behind everyone's back!"
Everyone gasped.
Banjo was apalled. "Banana, how dare you?" he said.
"Look, Banjo, I can explain!!" Banana said.
"Don't bother" Banjo said. "I'm done"
Later on, Aloha had a party at her house.
"I brought some DVDs, babe" said Ringo.
Aloha looked at what he had brought. "Backdoor Sluts 9? Really, Ringo?"
"Oh my god!" said Carlotta. "I thought that wasn't out yet!"
"My fave is Backdoor Sluts 3" said Ringo. "God damn it! I forgot Backdoor Sluts 7!"
"I've got that one!" said Slider, so he went to get it since he lived next door to Aloha.
"I'd rather not watch porn!" said Aloha.
"I'm so glad Banana's not here" said Banjo. "I guess she's officially dating Duncan now"
Ringo turned on Backdoor Sluts, but not too many people watched it. Everybody else went downstairs.
Bob was down there.
Only Waffles and Aloha could see him.
"Give us our money" Bob whispered in an evil voice.
Waffles and Aloha ran upstairs.
"Waffles owes me alot of money" Pia said.
"I WANT COOKIES!" Skittles screamed.
"$10, plus tax" said Pia. "Plus you still owe me for 2 boxes that you stole"
"Okay, here" said Skittles, and she burped in Pia's face.
"Ugh!" Pia was disgusted, as she threw her cookies down and stomped off.
"Ooh! Goody!" said Skittles, opening the cookies.
The next day, a lot of cool people went to Strawberry and Monkey's culdesac. They were gonna grafitti the whole community with sidewalk chalk. And after that they had a better idea. But if they knew what would result in their doing this, they would have never done it at all.... maybe.
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9 Mile Season 1. Freshman Year
Teen FictionI started writing this my freshman year of high school, all the way back in 2004. I was fourteen. So obviously, the beginning kind of sucks. But I promise it gets better. I guess it's not really novel-esque, but hey, it's my story damn it and I dedi...
