one evening a lonely girl was walking down a dark street in doncaster England. she started to feel very sleepy so she disided to find a house to maybe sleep at. so she found a very large house and knocked on the door. there was no answer so she knocked again... still no answer she decided that they were already asleep. she soon felt even more tired to she turned around and saw a couch swing so she decide to lie down to rest (meanwhile)
a car pulled up and and a very handsome man stepped out as he was walking up the stairs of his porch he heard some noises it kind of sounded like someone was snoring "what the hell" said the VERY handsome man the girl was starteld by the words and woke up "oh sorry sir " "oh no its fine I just didn't expect to see someone this late at night ecpeicaly a very pretty girl on my porch " he said smirking making the girl smile and blush profusely. " o-shush you I don't even know who you are for heavens sake "
*shocked* " you don't know who I am well that's the first " " no I don't know you should I know you?" " no you don't have to its just I would have assumed that's why you were here" " why should I know this are you like some big popstar or something?" " actually yes I am ever heard of the band one direction?" " no I have not heard of them who might they be?" " they are a very well known british/irish pop song boy band who were put together on the x factor" " and how do you know all this?" " well that's because im in that band " " oh cool whats your name?"" my name is Louis Tomlinson what might yours be?"
" my name is River I very much like your name" " why thank you River I like yours too its very nice it compliments my mate nialls name 'cause get it niall and River the nile river in egipt ? sorry for the bad joke I guess that's what I get for spending so much time with harry my other mate and incase your wondering niall and harry are also in the band along with liam my other other other mate but sadly zany left the band about a year or so ago oh and sorry for talking so much I tend to be very hyper sometimes i'll shut up now"
" no its fine I like your accent very much ""I like yours too what is it ?""oh ya im Canadian and im guessing your british?""yes I am but niall is irish so he gets quite angry when people say that he is british and he eats quite a lot and he farts a lot and he is quite loud for a little fela" "oh whe--" * phone rings inside* ' oh I better get that would you like to come in ma lady" he says and bows down to me.