A MAN TO HE/SHE TALK

A MAN TO HE/SHE TALK

Derek enters stage left*

Joshua enters stage right*

DEREK:"hey Joshua look at my fancy he/she-ness"

JOSHUA: "how terribly lovely. Say can we TALK about.."

DEREK: "about what Joshua the man not he/she?"

JOSHUA: "well say there's someone I...

DEREK: "someone u like?? Well I have a story for u from a he/she to man. U see I like this person named..."

Melissa enters stage left, cutting him off, slaps him, and duct tapes his mouth shut then exits stage left*

DEREK: "Mmm mm mm"

JOSHUA: "how perfectly normal anyway I like this person named jane."

DEREK: "Mmm Mmm mm mm?

JOSHUA: "yes Derek the one in 7th grade at our church that I constantly bully out of pure love and joy and have no idea what to do"

DEREK: "Mmm mm mm.."

Melissa enters stage left again*

MELISSA: "NO DO NOT ASK HER OUT JOSHUA IT IS A CRUCIAL MISTAKE THAT I ABSOLUTELY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT. "

DEREK: "mm mm m.."

Melissa slaps him again then exits stage right*

JOSHUA: "well. This has been an interesting man to he/she talk Derek. I bid u farewell"

THE END.

(And yes. Derek was left duct taped.)