I thought of a Pokémon version of Be Prepared
Wanna read it?
It's got most of the be prepared lyrics though
Here
Ghetsis: I never thought grunts essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If aligned to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Emboar's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Grunt 1: And how do we feature?
Ghetsis: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Grunt 2: Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
Ghetsis: For the fall of the king
Grunt 1: Why? Is he sick?
No, fool! We're gonna dump him and Hilda, too
Grunt 2: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Multiple grunts: No king, no king! La la la la la la!
Ghetsis: Idiots! There will be a king!
Grunt 1: But you said-
Ghetsis: I will be king!
Stick with me and you'll never be humiliated again!
Grunt 1: Yay, all right! Long live the king!
All grunts: Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Ghetsis: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get respect without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my tools and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
All: Yes, our tools and ambitions are bared-
Be prepared!
Whelp
That's pretty much it.
I'll do the reprise (which was deleted from the movie) maybe
It just reminded me of B&W because I'm trash
