BTS TEXT AND SCENARIOS

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BTS as your doctor

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Namjoon: Good morning :)))

You: *nods*

Namjoon: Ow why so quiet??

You: *glares* BITCH OF COURSE I'M SICK

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Seokjin: Oh hey, beautiful. What brings you here?

You: I h-have cough.

Seokjin: *thinks* I suggest you should drink hot water and please take these medicines I recommended.

You: *shy* Yes, thank you.

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Assistant: Sir we have a patient.

Yoongi: Let that freak stay there I'm gonna sleep first.

Assistant: Oka-

Yoongi: Wait, tell me here figure.

Assitant: She's tall, about 167 to 170 cm I think? She's sexy and her butt is bi-

Yoongi: Let her in.

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Hoseok: GOOD MORNING MY DEAR PATIENT.

You: Sir, I'm sick.

Hoseok: Okay, I would recommend to you this amazing hospital named YNWA because I don't know how to cure that abnormal thing.

You: *gasped* DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I'M ABNORMAL??!

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You: *sees Jimin*

Jimin: What brings you her-

You: NONONONO I'M ALREADY CURED I'M OKAY REALLY!

Jimin: ......

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Taehyung: Ah, I knew it! You have cancer stage 3!

You: WHAT THE HECK I JUST VOMITED DOC!

Taehyung: *shocked* GOD I'M SO DUMB. I KNEW IT! YOU HAVE A CANCER STAGE 4!

You: *glares* Shut it, I'm going.

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Jungkook: *stares*

You: Doc, I'm pregnant!

Jungkook: *stares seductively*

You: GOD SIR MY BABY'S GOING OUT

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A/u: i'm waiting for your requests :((