You know your a dirctioner when...
1) carrots are not just a vegetable
2) spoons are the scariest thing EVER!!!
3) you can't stop thinking about One Direction
4) One Direction has appeared in your dreams MANY times.
5) your heart aches a little when you realize you may never meet them 😢
6) when someone asks what comes after "One" you say "Direction" or "Thing" instead of two.
7) a pigeon automatically becomes Kevin
8) you have a computer folder of One Direction
9) you have more pictures of One Direction than you have of yourself
10) anytime someone mentions One Direction you respond to it likes it's your name
11) it's impossible to have a conversation without mentioning or thinking about the boys
12) just thinking about the boys puts a smile on your face
13) all you want for Christmas is Niall, Louis, Harry, Liam, and Zayn
14) you know every song, every album of One Direction
15) all you ever listen to is One Direction Music
16) you hope one day you will be kidnapped by One Direction
17) when your phone goes off and your ringtone starts playing, you don't answer it because your ringtone is One Direction and you want to listen to the song
18) you and your friends fight over who gets who
19) you have a favorite, but you like them all for different reasons
20) you've spent hours watching 1D videos
21) you take it personally when someone insults the boys
22) you find yourself trying to speak in a British accent because of the boys
23) instead of Christmas Eve being on your calendar, you have Louis's birthday
If you have answered yes to all of these then your a true directioner!! If not stop reading the book right now!
YOU ARE READING
Directioners Fandom Only!
HumorThis book is filled with One Direction jokes, stories, poems, and more! WARNING: THIS BOOK IS FOR TRUE DIRECTIONERS ONLY!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
