A haiku by Chocolate Thunder, himself
I'm super horny
I do not know what to do
Then I see three holes
They look super thick
So I stuck my dick in it
Not a good idea
I did not know that
Alcohol in my system
God, I did fuck up
At the ER now
With a socket on my dick
Nurses laughed at me
After surgery
I woke up with a pussy
Now I want some dick
