(Josh enters the apartment in a fit, and plops down on the couch and screams in the sofa pillow. Cindy and Danha exit their bedroom, and join Josh on the couch.)
Danha
What happened this time?
Cindy
Did you fail your test?
Josh
Obviously, but that always happens.
Danha
So what happened?
Josh
Asher asked if I wanted to get coffee after my class, and so I go to meet him for coffee and he never shows up. Not even a text or a phone call.
Danha
Maybe he doesn't like coffee
Cindy
Maybe she died.
(Josh gets up and looks in the cupboard, he takes out the coffee grounds and toss them in the trash.)
Danha
That's the spirit. Down with the coffee!
(She gets up and unplugs the coffee maker and tosses it in the trash as well.)
Cindy
What the hell are you doing!?
Josh
Purging!
Cindy
Take it out of the trash, before I throw you in the trash!
(Cindy takes the coffee maker, and takes it into her room.)
Josh
Ugh screw it! I'm going to go out and meet guys.
Danha
And not bring them home.
Josh
And make out with them.
Danha
And not bring them home
Josh
I won't go all the way, but hell they'll get real far.
Danha
But not all the way home.
Josh
I'll make them go up the fire escape.
Danha
No guys!
Josh
You let the repair guy in last week!
Danha
No one that aren't fixing anything.
Josh
I'm here, and I've never fixed anything in my life.
Danha
And I judge you every day for it.
Josh
Do want to help me with my grindr profile?
Danha
YOU ARE READING
Broke in LA
Teen FictionLong story short. 3 friends that are broke college students try living on their own for the first time. Needless to say, they suck at it, but they have fun doing it. There is only one rule... No outside boys in the apartment. (I have never written...
