Peeta's death

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June 29th 2189 the day after Peeta died was the day John Mcclane knew he was more then what he would ever imagine before..
secretary:John line 4
John picks up the phone hello?
Snow:This is president snow one of my victors have died!
John:Ok I'll be right there

20 minutes later

John:Oh MY GAWD it's PEETA!! How did he die?
Snow:That's for you to find out!
John:PAW PATROL IS ON THE ROLL!

22 minutes later
*during the autopsy*
Doctor:John John! I found a letter in his foot
John:I guess you can say that's footy job
Doctor:John I am waiting for the day you are on this table
John:What does the letter say anyways
Doctor:It says... "I KILLED PEETA -love katniss"
John:OHH NOOOOOOOO I NEVER EXPECTED THAT!!

5 days later

*RING RING MOTHER FUCKER*
John:hello?
Snow:This is president snow did u find out who killed Peeta
John:Who's Peeta
Snow:KATNISS HUSBAND
John:o ya no I didn't loll
Snow:WHY
John:CAUSE IM LAZY OH WAIT IT WAS K...

*Office blows up*

John:Woah what happened
Katniss:I am katniss I kidnapped you cause I didn't kill my husband
John:Then why is there a letter saying u did hmm
Katniss:Cause I was framed lol :3
John:Oh so what do u want me to do
Katniss:GO ON A MISSON!

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