Warning: None of these are mine!
(WHEN CLEANING MY ROOM)
10% cleaning.
30% complaining.
60% playing with what I found.
That AWESOME moment when
the teacher cancels the test!!!
That ONE PERSON you want
to smack in the face with a
brick.
Lost your pen=No pen.
No pen=No notes.
No notes=No study.
No study=Fail.
Fail=No diploma.
No diploma=No work.
No work=No money.
No money=No food.
No food=Skinny.
Skinny=Ugly.
Ugly=No love.
No love=No marriage.
No marriage=No children.
No children=Alone.
Alone=Depression.
Depression=Sickness.
Sickness=Death.
Lesson:Don't lose your pen,
you will die!!!!!
I sleep to much=My parents complain.
I don't sleep enough=My parents complain.
I eat to much=My parents complain.
I don't eat enough=My parents complain.
I'm in my room to much=My parents complain.
I'm never in my room=My parents complain.
I JUST CANT WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Everything is funnier when you're not
allowed to laugh!!
Jingle bells!
Haymitch smells!
Peeta ran away!
Clove dies!
Cato cries!
KATNISS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
Why do we have school?
Music: We have YouTube for that.
Sports: We have wii's for that.
Spanish: We have Dora.
English: Everything is shortened (BRB,LOL,JK.)
Math: We have calculators for that.
Geography: I'll buy a globe.
History: Screw that! They're all DEAD anyways.
Everyone, add these to your bucket list!!!!!!!!
1) Wear a shirt that says LIFE and hand out lemons.
2) Hire two private investigators and have them follow each other around all day.
3) Go into a crowded elevator and say "You may be wondering why I've gathered you all here today." With a straight face.
4) Run into a store and scream "WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!" When someone answers you, leave yelling "YEA! IT WORKED!!
