eddsworld oneshots

Kitty cat edd

Please don't forget that this book is oneshots AND random story's ok?

The fantastic art of kitty edd is mine

LMAO WHY

(Let's pretend that they are back in the house K)

(ALSO I would like to say that the way edd acts is because he still has human tendencies but the instincts of a cat. so basically his brain is like 'beep boop I'm a cat' then at the same​ time it's like 'beep boop what I'm a human.' So it's a mental battle between cat edd and human edd )

Tord was messing with test tubes mixing stuff. Edd came into the room holding two cups​ of coffee. He handed one to tord who gladly took it downing in one gulp. Edd had sat his cup down next to some test tubes and left the room for a minute.Tord started mixing stuff together and accidentally dumped a mix of chemicals into edds cup of coffee. He didn't realize and edd came back drinking his cup rather quickly too. "Did your coffee taste weird? Because mine did." Tord shook his head 'no'. Edd shrugged and continued to watch tord work.

It was about twenty minutes later when he felt a stab of pain in his chest. His breathing hitched and he let out a small wheeze. He doubled over. "Edd are you ok?" Edd sat back up and nodded. "Yeah I thi-" Edd started coughing and wheezing to much to finish his sentence. He warped his hands around his stomach squeezed​. Edd let out large breath of air and fell onto the floor. He let out a pained scream. Tord stood up from his chair to help knocking it over in the process. He looked at the spot where edd should be only to be met with a small brown, gray and white wheezing cat.

"Edd?" The cat stood up shakily and looked at tord. "Meow!" The cat looked down at it's self then back up at tord and let out a hiss. "Oh god you're edd aren't you?" The cat meowd and appeared to nod his head. He hopped onto the desk. Tord picked up the chair and sat down. Edd jumped onto his lap and rubbed​ his adorable little head against tords chest. "Holy shit. Ive got-"

The door to tords room slammed open, tom and matt standing in the doorway. "Is edd ok? We heard him screaming." Tord scratched the back of his head. "Y-yeah but..." Edd meowd loudly and hopped off tord lap. He walked over to tom and matt and rubbed against their legs. "Where did this cat come from? And wheres edd?" Edd meowd again. "Well you see." Tord pointed to the cat. "That's edd."

Tom opened his mouth to say something but edd interrupted him with another meow. He stomped his tiny paws and hopped back onto tords desk. "Meeoow!" He swiped his paws and knocked the cup over. A few drops of coffee spilled out. He meowd again and gently hit tords test tubes with his paws. Tom walked over and grabbed tord by his shirt.

"What did you do?" Edd hissed and lightly scratched toms arm. Tom looked at edd and could feel his heart break. Edds adorable little eyes were wide and he was shaking a bit. He let go of tord and picked edd up gently. "Tord didn't do this on purpose did he?" Edd shook his head and his tiny ears twitched. Edd meowd and pushed against toms chest. Tom sat him back on the desk. Edd lifted his head and sniffed the air.

He hopped off the desk and ran out of the room. "Edd come back!" The three of them ran after him. Edd was standing on the back of the couch. Tord walked up and attempted to grap him. Edd jumped out of his grasp and ran into the kitchen. Tord flopped onto the couch face first. "Damnit edd!" Edd let out a soft mew and ran out of the kitchen darting passed tom and matt. Edd ran a bit before stopping in his room. The others ran into edds room. Tom slammed the door shut making edd jump and run under the bed.

"Ok matt you get the left side tord the right and I'll take the foot of the bed. Sound like a plan?" Tord and matt nodded getting into position. Tom crouched down and reached his hand under the bed. He felt something soft before a stabbing pain in his hand caused him to shout and pull it out. His hands way bleeding and hand two scratchs across it. "What happened?"

"He scratched me!" Tord laughed and crouched down. "Edd? Sweetie please come out from under the bed." Edd hissed and moved further back. "Edd please." Tord reached his hand out and layed it down near edd. Edd moved closer to his hand and sniffed it. Tord quickly grabbed the scruff on edds neck and drug him out from under the bed. Edd hissed and attempted to scratch tords arm and hand.

Tord walked back to his room with tom and matt fallowing behind. Tord sat edd down still holding onto his scruff. "I'll let you go if you promise not to run again." Edd hissed and swiped at tords face. Edd let out another​ hiss and swished his tail. "Are you gonna stay there?" Edd looked at matt. Matt closed the door. "Let him go." Tord did and all of them prepare to run after him. Edd stayed in the same spot and swished his tail again.

"Ok so now what. Edd can't stay a cat."
"Well he's going to have to stay like this until I can figure out how to get him back." Tom sighed and left the room closing the door behind him. Matt picked edd up and started petting him. Edd responded with purring and rubbing his tiny face against Matts ​chest. He closed his eyes and started kneading matts shoulder. "Look at him! He's so cute!" Matt moved over to tords bed and sat down.

"Yeah yeah but, you need to hold him down so I can get some blood from him." Edd seemed to understand what tord said and started hissed and swiping at tord when he stepped close to him. Matt held him against his chest holding his tiny paws in place. Tord carefully stuck a small needle into edds back and filled the tube with his blood. Edd hissed and jumped out of Matt's arms clawing him in the process. "Ahh!"

Matt cupped his face. Edd hissed again and ran under the bed. Tom slammed open the door which caused edd to run out of the room. "What's wrong?" Matt pointed to his face which had a couple long scratchs and blood covering the cheek. They stayed there for a moment before matt sprung up. "The cat door!"

All three of them ran out of the room just in time to see edd slip out the tiny door. "Shit!" They slammed open the door and spotted edd sitting in the center of the yard.

LITTLE AUTHOR'S NOTE

I need to post something ok?