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kitty cat edd part 2

He licked his adorable little paw and rubbed it against his face. "Edd come back inside right now!" Edd meowd and ran down the side walk. All three of them ran after him. Edd twisted his body and ran down an alley that was too small for them to enter. "Damnit! What are we going to do now?"

Tord shrugged. "We could try to lead him out with treats or cola." Everybody seemed to think it was a good idea. "Tord I think you should stay here just in case he trys to run out." Tord was about to protest but tom and matt were already halfway​ down the street. Tord huffed and sat against the wall.

WHATS CAT EDD DOING LETS FIND OUT

Edd made his way though the small alley carefully. He continued until he spotted a cat that looked familiar. 'ringo' Edd slinked over to him and meowd loudly. Ringo looked at him and seemed to recognize him. He meowd and playfully jumped onto edd knocking him down. The two fought playfully for bit untill edd heard the unmistakable sound of a cola being open.

His tiny ears perked up and he stood up sniffing. He ran back towards the entrance. Tom poured the rest of the cola into the bowl and stuck it into the cage they got. Edd poked his head out and spotted the cola running straight into the cage. Matt slammed the door shut and made sure it was locked.

Edd drunk a bit of the cola and then hissed. He sneezed and knocked the cola over hissing at the puddle it made. Tom picked up the cage by the handle and they all started walking back home. Edd hissed at everyone and everything.

He batted the bowl around slightly. They​ made it back to the house and went inside quickly. Tord led everyone up to his room. "Sit the cage down on the desk and close the door. I don't think any of us want to chase him again." Tom sat the cage down while matt closed the door. Tord sat down and started mixing stuff. "Can I let him out of the cage?"

Matt looked at tord with a large smile planted on his face. Tord shrugged and continued working. Matt opened the cage and edd ran out hissing. He ran over to tord and meowd loudly. When tord didn't pick him up he ran over to tom. He got no attention from Tom either. He hopped onto Matt's lap and rubbed against his chest meowing loudly.

When matt reached out to pet him he'd hiss. He got angry and jumped on top of the cage and let out an extremely loud meow. "What do you want!?" Edd hissed at ​tom then hopped down and rubbed against Matt's stomach. "Are you hungry?" Edd meowd​. Tord stood up and ruffly shoved edd back into the cage. Edd hissed again. Tord left the room and came back a couple minutes later holding two bowls. Tord slammed the door shut.

He sat the bowls down on the floor. Tord then let edd out of the cage. Edd sniffed the air and ran over to the bowls. He sat down facing his three friends. He let out another meow and shook his head. "Sorry edd but you're a cat right now meaning you have to eat what cats eat. Which is cat food." Edd hissed softly and turned back towards the dish. He sniffed it a bit before crunching down on a few pieces.

Edd meowd and started devouring the food, his tail moved side to side softly. When he ate half the bowl he moved away from it and towards the other one. It was full of water. Edd hit the water with his paw. He licked the bit of water that stuck to his paw pad. He then started drinking the water.

Edd moved away from the bowls when he felt like he had enough food and water. He hopped into the bed and layed down on Matt's lap. Almost instantly he felt his eyelids grow heavy. He curled up into a tiny ball and fell asleep. "How long do you think it'll be before you can change him back?
"I'm not sure." Tom mumbled something under his breath.

Tom couldn't help but think that it would be easier to care for edd this way. At least as a cat he couldn't make any terrible puns.

A TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY PAUS EYEBROWS

Both tom and matt fell asleep leaving tord the only one awake. He mixed a few more things together. "Ok I think this should and oh you're all asleep." Tord woke up Tom and matt. Matt rubbed his eyes and did his best not wake edd up. Tom sat up and stretched pulling out his flask and taking along sip of it.

"Alright we're up change him back." Tord very quickly injected edd with the stuff. He woke up and meowd loudly. He then ran under the bed and hissed. A bit later they all heard pained screaming coming from under the bed. It started out sounding like a hurt cat then ended sounding like edd.

They watched as a head with floofy hair ​and cat ears poked its head out. "That was horrible!" Edd pulled himself all the way out and stood up. He gave everybody a puzzled look before realizing what they were confused about. He grabbed the tail to stop it from swaying.

"Well at least you're mostly human." Tom let out a huff of air and opened the door. "Mostly human doesn't cut it." Tom then left the room closing the door behind him. Tord sighed and moved back over to the desk. Edd sat down on the floor. Tord looked at him with confusion "Edd what are you doing? You can sit on the bed."

Edd blushed and moved into the bed. He squeaked as he felt something grab onto his ear and gently pet it. He purred softly and closed his eyes. "Matt stop-rrrrr-petting me-rrr!" Matt continued petting edd and brought his other hand up to the other ear. "Sorry edd you're just too cute!" Edd huffed and continued to purr. Tord stood up from the desk and joined the other two on the bed.

"Sorry about this edd." Edd snapped his eyes open in time to see tord shoved him down onto the bed. Matt was still petting his ears. Edd started to shake slightly. Tord started petting his sides and his upper chest. "H-rrrr!" Tord and matt were attacking edd with attention. He struggled and started purring even louder. "This-RRRR-isn't-RRRR-fairrrr!"

Matt and tord giggled. The door opened and in stepped tom. "Tom! RRRRR-help!" Tom closed the door behind him and joined the other two in the attack. He started petting edds face. Edd let out a mewl and stretched. He could feel himself getting sleepy and his breathing was starting to steady. "No-rrrr....im-rrrrrr.... gonna-rrrrrr."

Edds head rolled to the side and he was out. "Awwwwww!"
"Matt! Shh. You'll wake him up." Matt mouthed sorry and moved his hands away from edds ears. Edd snored softly and meowd a bit in his sleep.

A TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY SADNESS

It had been a month since the incident and tord still hadn't fully changed edd back. The only one complaining about it was edd. He would take naps without meaning to. He whined we he realized cola tasted weird. The others would catch him sneaking cat food. If he got too sad or angry he'd change back into a cat until he calmed down.

But the thing he hated the most was when the others would gang up on him and attack him with affection.