Bella X Sans: An Undertale ship fanfic

Chapter 1

       Sans was walking down the street towards Grilby's.  As usual, the streets of Snowdin were covered in snow.  Well, DUH, it is literally called SNOWdin.  Like they're always snowed in or something.

       Anyway, he was walking down the street when he heard clanging(and perhaps battle music).  HE looked around.  A girl was fighting some horrible creature.  She was short with long brown hair, braided to keep it out of her face.  She wore a blue girl's basketball shirt and long black gym shorts, and navy blue sneakers.

       The creature seemed to be giving her a hard time, so *deep breath* The Super Powerful Almighty Amazing Super Awesome Wonderful Incredible Pretty Much Invincible Sans stepped in.  He dodged all of the creature's attacks and shot it with Gaster Blasters until it deteriorated, screaming a million curse words.

        "Thanks," the girl said, breathing heavily.  "But I could have easily done it myself.  I just didn't think about it at that moment."

        This was obviously not your typical girl.  "Yeah, right,"  Sans replied.  "You nearly got blown up right there."

        "Oh really?  Just watch,"  The girl's eye lit up a brilliant blue as she levitated an unsuspecting citizen's house.

       "Okay, okay, put it down, you win,"  As the house landed, he changed the subject to avoid further destruction.  "So, what's your name?"

       "Oh, it's Bella.  And in case you haven't noticed," she added sarcastically, "I'm a skeleton."

      Sans really hadn't noticed.  He was too busy destroying evil creatures and attempting to save the entire population of Snowdin from being levitated to its doom.

       "So, what's your name?"

        "Uh..."  For a moment he forgot his own name and then remembered.  "Sans."

        "Oh!  My sister, Skella, talks all about you!  She dates Papyrus!"

        A little yellow dino kid came up to Bella.  He looked stupid and too big for his own skin.  "Hi. I'm a lesser child.  I hate you because you knew Frisk who is a human so you're stupid and I'm more awesome than you."

      Bella punted him like a football and watched him go flying into the distance.  She turned to Sans, who was staring at her as if she had two heads.  She blushed and smiled  "Sorry.  I just can't stand idiots."

      "That was amazing!  It gets my 'seal' of approval!"

      Bella snorted.  Sans flushed a REALLY bright blue.