1.Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
2.Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox fo guessing her weight
3.Yo mama so fat she dont need the interne shes world wide
4.Yo mamas so fat i ran out of gas driving around her
5.Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
6.Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
7.Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
8.Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number
9.Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.
10.Yo mama so fat her blood type i nutella
