The Fisherman (Short Stories)

The Fisherman

Only the Singularity will free us. Free everything.
The Fisherman, as many people called him, was a legend of League itself. Across every elo, Bronze or Challenger, people would tremble in fear when The Fisherman was mentioned.
Aut1stB0i27 joined the queue for Dark Star: Singularity with his premade trio. They found a game and accepted. Within the first two days of the game's release, they had played over 300 games of this mode. The original modes became irrelevant and they changed their status to "Who even plays on Summoner rift lol" or "screw my elo dark star here I come".
They were unstoppable and were already on a 40 game winning streak. It would take a legend to stop them. A legend, in fact, would stop them. The game began and they pinged to rush to the enemy spawn point to spawn kill them.
The game hit the 20 second mark and the players were released. A player from the enemy team came out of spawn. The three of them appeared behind him and began whacking the single enemy player. Both the enemy's teammates were AFK which made the game almost unplayable for any player.
However, this player was not "any player".
The moment they appeared, he basic attacked one of Aut1stB0i27's teammates and instantly hooked them. He travelled forward slightly, just in range to be thrown into the dark star. Aut1stB0i27 vowed to avenge his friend. He ran forward, but that single enemy player did the exact same thing, which also killed him. Auto, hook, flay, kill. After all, Aut1stB0i27 chose that name for a reason.
The last teammate ran forward to hook that player, who had 27 hp, into the star, only to be outplayed.
"Triple Kill!"
Suddenly, that single player said into the chat, "Idiots, don't know who the fuck I am.".
They instantly knew who it was after slight speculation. It was him. The Fisherman. The player who was told to be able to land every skillshot from across the map.
They respawned, and Aut1stB0i27 was instantly hooked through the star, into the star.
"QUADRA KILL"
His two friends hooked The Fisherman, but were flayed into the star before they could use flay themselves.
"PENTAKILL"
"An Enemy is Godlike!"
He was a one-man army. A legend. No, not a legend, he was a god. He would be able to hook them from any angle, any line, anywhere, like Aut1stB0i27 was found everywhere on the Autism spectrum.
Whenever they respawned, a hook would fly through the dark star and hit, instantly killing them again. The premade team came up with a plan. All three of them would rush him at once.
All three of them landed their hooks onto The Fisherman and flew over, assraping the solo player. They tried to use this tactic again, only to conceed another Pentakill.
A mastery level 7 emote appeared over The Fisherman's head. Just like fish, the moment they were spotted on the map, they were hooked.
The Fisherman won the first round with a score of 100-7
Just before the second round began, "A summoner has reconnected."
Aut1stB0i27 knew they were about to be fucked in the anus without lube (thanks autist). He didn't bother to enter the arena, and began searching for elo boosts.
The second enemy ran towards Aut1stB0i27's team. He instantly flew into the dark star and gave a free 5 points. He respawned and was spawnkilled again, giving more free points.
Aut1stB0i27 thought about his life motto: you aren't feeding if somebody is feeding worse than you.
The Fisherman was a god. But even a god could not save his teammates forever. He was thresh, but thresh could only throw one lantern every once in awhile. That teammate was terrible yet he was also a Legend of the League, if legends were autistic and fed 0/4 against nami mid as zed in mid lane.
Miraculously, they managed to win the second game with a score of 100-91. The Fisherman was able to fish them into the star from the other side, while they were distracted, but his teammate was terrible. He died faster than Tyler1 running it down mid with 6 speed items.
Aut1stB0i27: [05:41] Ggez lmao u guys suck I carry 1v1 me I rek u lmao xd hehexd I lvl 7 yasuo I fuck ur mom xddd
The third round began. Aut1stB0i27 began to sweat. His palms were sweaty. His face was sweaty. His father's ravioli was ready already.
He entered the map and was instantly hooked to the other side. However, he teammate avenged his by killing The Fisherman's teammate in return. They decided to farm points by hitting the void scuttlers, but Aut1stB0i27 was hooked to his death again.
His teammates both hit The Fisherman, and finally managed to kill him once.
Aut1stB0i27: lmao xd u suck
The game progressed and the scores were almost even. At 4 minutes, the scores were tied at 80-80
They continued to farm scuttlers but kept getting killed. The Fisherman's teammate was running in circles around the map. After killing enough scuttlers and killing the second enemy player once, they saw a message: Kill a thresh to win. They were winning with a score of 99-91. This was their only chance. Aut1stB0i27's teammate died earlier along with the second enemy. They knew what to do.
Aut1stB0i27 spammed "KILL THAT NOOB KILL THE NOOB KILL HIM NOOB".
They both shot their hooks at The Fisherman, and blocked of the paths of escape. They both hit him and reactivated q, flying straight to The Fisherman. However, they pressed e away from the star, saving The Fisherman and giving a double kill, which lost them them the game.
Suddenly, a single tear rolled down his cheek. More tears followed. However, he was mot crying. He found out that he had epiphora, which caused watery eyes, and immediately called an ambulance, to be rushed to the hospital. However, the trip would also cure his cancer.
The end.