1. Hire two privite investigators and get them to follow each other
2. Find the last page of the internet (hint: it's www.wwwdotcom.com)
3. Be a ninja
4. See how many number in "pi" you can memorize
5. Talk to the mind readers
6. Tan in your driveway with a big poster of your favorite celebrity
7. Stalk people on facebook
8. Scream at the top of your lungs (it is a very effecive stress reliever)
9. "Always deny the apocalypse because you'll usually be right, and when you're wrong, there will be nobody around to say 'I told you so'" *
10. Define gravity
11. Keep reading this very stupid list
12. Watch dumb movies just to make fun of them
13. Tie your phone number to a balloon and let it fly away, see if someone finds it and calls you
14. Go to the Grocery Store and fill two carts to the top with food. After the cashier scans all your items and asks you to pay for it say "I don't have any money"
15. Walk into a crowded elevator and with a completly straight face say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here."
16. Pretend that today is Halloween
17. Wear a shirt with the word "Life" on it and hand out lemons on the street
18. For their birthday, give someone an empty wrapped box. When they open it and find nothing inside. Yell at them for ripping the gift you gave them
19. Be a Blonde
20. L.A.R.P
21. Get in an arguement just for the sake of arguing
22. Put vinilla pudding in an empty mayo jar. Eat it in public
23. Go to a costume party without a costume. When people ask what you are dressed as, say
"a muggle"
24. Be forever alone
25. Sit on the huge Abe Lincoln statue and tell him what you want for Christmas
26. Be a REBEL!
27. Sing in the rain
28. If it isn't raining, just use a shower.
29. Be your own hero
30. Say "Pika" the second before you sneeze
31. Start a flash mob
32. T.P the White House
33. Have a catch phrase
34. Eat a worm (real or gummy)
35. Be a grammer nazi
36. Win a Grammy
37. Be a granny
38. Run into a store and ask what year it is. After someone answers you, run out cheering "IT WORKED"
39. End world hunger (for the children)
40. Be obsessive
41. Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you will land amoungest the stars
42. Invent edible tape
43. Make someone pee their pants
44. Speak in third person. (this works best it your name is simon)
45. Name your dog "stay" or "come". It will be so confused............
46. Plan out every second of your life
47. Be in love with a fictional character
48. Become to teacher and make every answer on a test be "c"
49. Be psychic
50. Die
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* Number 9 was a quote from Charlieissocoollike
I was bored, so I made this stupid list. Congrats if you made it to the end of the list! :)
