There was a sponge named Chancler and a starfish named Desmond now Chancler has red hair with green and black pants and Desmond had no hair with black and red pants but no shirt Chancler and Desmond were best friends living in the woods searching for the magic conch shell. But Chancler took off his pants. But Desmond was confused. So Desmond took off his socks. They found something weird. They put one of the socks in Chancler's mouth. And put the other sock in Desmond's ear. Desmond said it hurt. Chancler liked it in his mouth. It stank, but it stank good. His face looked like he was eating a lemon. The lemon was yellow. The sock was yellow. It started to change colors. The Desmond turned black. Something was in those socks. It was a couple of Canadian leaves. The leaves were sour. But then the sourness stopped. He loved it. Chancler loves everything. DESMOND IS LOVE, DESMOND IS LIFE. Chancler had nothing on when they went to the lake. The lake was very cold but by the time they left it was like a hot tub. First the rubbed butts, then the rubbed genitals then they rubbed faces. It went on and on like that till they were both completely raw. They were in the lake for so long they were as wrinkly as a grocery bag. So they left and did and didn't come back.
Meanwhile Tristan and Patrick just turned on the camera. They were both ready for what was going to happen. (Tristan's turn) They started with the bang and the tingly tang. And bam Desmond was somehow pregnant. Meanwhile Tristen was at his house playing until dawn and had a crush on Jessica. He thought Jessica looked like Chancler. He suddenly started to have a crush on Chancler, but he knew that Desmond was in the way of their love. That's when Tristen grabbed the bean and rice gun. (End of Tristan's turn). Bap baobab bap..... THE END then it started all over again
