[ i need a gangster // bts au ]

- chapter one -

user711 joined the chat!
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seokjin_: who the hell is that?
namjoonie: which douchebag shared this chatroom?
yoongishacks: not me-
namjoonie: where tf is everyone else?

wazzupjimin joined the chat!

wazzupjimin: gUYS kookie spotted our target!
namjoonie: SHUT UP THERES A RANDOM PERSON HERE-
wazzupjimin: ooh that's fun, hi random person :*
seokjin_: are you flirting with this random person?
wazzupjimin: maybe..
user711: umm.. why am i here ?
namjoonie: i don't fucking know. how did you get this app?
user711: it just randomly downloaded.. i don't know...
wazzupjimin: can this guy join our gang? he seems cool!
seokjin_: JIMIN SHUT UP
user711: gang? um okay.. idk if this is a prank or not but just stop thanks..

assistanthoseok, dangerkook and crazytae have joined the chat!
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assistanthoseok: what's going on?
wazzupjimin: random dude just joined the chat lmao
namjoonie: thIS ISNT FUNNY
user711: and im female..
dangerkook: oh, a female ;)
user711: fuck off.
dangerkook: oh she's fiesty, i like.
seokjin_: why is literally everyone in this chat an idiot..
yoongishacks: speak for yourself.
namjoonie: guys shut up. user711, I'm afraid that you've seen too much already.
user711: why can't I just delete the app? lmao.
namjoonie: bc the app can't be deleted, once you have it. it stays there.
crazytae: that's a cool feature tbh- no one told me about that^^
yoongishacks: she just tried to delete the app. lmao.
user711: how did you know that?! are you watching me???
yoongishacks: no, my software tells me when someone tries to delete/disable the app.
user711: that's pretty impressive..ngl..
dangerkook: do you know what else is impressive ? ;)
crazytae: kookie, shut up. it's not that impressive.
assistanthoseok: how would you know?
dangerkook: ;))
crazytae: ;)))))
namjoonie: anyways...
namjoonie: well, user711, your options are either be killed by us or join us.
user711: this is insane. I'm calling the police.
yoongishacks: I've already figured out your location, call the police and we'll get to your house and kill you before the police even leave the station.
wazzupjimin: that's intense.
yoongishacks: i don't play around.
user711: are you guys a gang?
namjoonie: not a gang really, we're just trying to make a statement.
dangerkook: nah, we're a gang.
seokjin_: so, what do you say, user711, are you in or out?
user711: i don't really have a choice do i...
namjoonie: welcome to the team.

yoongishacks changed user711's nickname to mia!
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mia: how did you find out my name..?
yoongishacks: i have my ways.

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a/n

sorry if this is really bad! I've never written a fanfic like this before so it might fail miserably. oh well, let's see how it goes. ((: