Everything Wrong With Romance (RANT)

The Boy/Girl Nextdoor

I'll be honest my first novel was on this and I'm not proud, it shall never see the light of day.

RG: I read it.... it was pretty-

Bad yes I know.

RG: yeah ....

Anyways so I love these books I really do but.... why? Why does it have to be the bad boy/girl living next door, and worst of all their bedroom windows are facing each other like BOI, why? Don't get me wrong I read a book like this and I loved it I was like YASSSSSS MY QUEEN LIKE NICKI MINAJ. Let's just skip to the example.

RG: what about m-

Examples:
Ex. 1:
My dad carries in one last box from the moving truck as I look around the house, nice and somewhat full of half put together furniture. I walk up stairs to my room that I have pre choose out before, when I look out across the side yard I see, a girl my age only in her bra and sweatpants, blushing I look away putting down a box (that I magically started carrying like what?) when I turn back I see her looking at me with a smirk on her face.

RG: *drools*

*slaps him upside his head* animalistic

RG: what? I like what I see.

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RG: oh god, hurry vote to save me!!!!

*no one votes*

Hahahahaha no one likes you RG

RG: HATE THAT NICKNAME