Funny? YES!!

A Girls First Time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while, searching for an excuse. But he refused to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more expirience, but it's the first time his fingers have found the right place. 

He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tense, but he's gentle like he promised to be. 

He looks deeply in your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses cloder, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges through your body and you feel the faint trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begind going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him in you.

After a few moments, you feel something burst in you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding expirience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it is your first time having a tooth removed.

You dirty minded people, what did you think?