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FRANKENSTEINER BERRY CEREAL

Scott Steiner
@ BigPoppaPumpsFreakShow
10 M.

I went to the discount grocery store with Rick today. It was uneventful other than a bunch of FAT ASSES being in the way of Ricky and me!

One fat chick wanted to touch Ricky. Ricky dosen't react well to being touched you know? You could be a supermodel and he will push you off. Cause Ricky don't like no fat asses touching him! BITCH!

We push the cart, Rick was wanting to put all the food in the cart. We go get some cereal cause I gotta get Rick some breakfast you know?

I find a box that I don't see all the time, cause you know at the grocery store you only have a 90% chance of finding the cereal you want, you go to the off brand grocery store and then it's down to a 25% chance, you add in all those fat asses and it's a 10% chance. So Rick and me only had a 30% chance of findin this pink cereal, cause it's not normal!
"It's our cereal, Scotty! Scotty! Look at the cereal, Scotty!"

I look at the cereal in it's pink box. It's Halloween favorite Frankenberry! But Ricky didn't think it was.

"Frankensteiner-Berry! Scotty! We need that cereal!"

"Frankenberry." I say.

"Yeah! Frankensteiner-Berry! It'll help you bet them up! You need this to beat up Sting!"

"It's not called Frankensteiner-Berry, Dog face." I shake my head at my brother who's holding the box by his teeth like... like the dog faced Gremlin he is.

"I don't understand!"

"Oh Ricky... get the cereal."