Hi.To ensure peace amongst PotC characters,here r some rules.My Author Team,Martha Violette,Platy the platypus,Chiko the pomeranian,Baleen the whale and Leahrosa"Leah"Cinnamon will accompany me.
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1.Never steal Beckett's wig,dye it purple,wear it and run around while singing"I'm Barnie,Barnie.I love unicorns,unicorns.Yay."The entire Company will beat u up.
2.Talk to Henry about other stuff like food and pugs other than his ugly hair being no match for Salazar's flowy hair and Carina is better without an unattractive man like him.
3.Confiscate all chainsaws if u see a mad Norrington walking to ur directions.He and Will got an argument about Elizabeth.He spotted Baleen's chainsaw and chased Will around.Elizabeth was not amused.
4.Never call Blackbeard"Eddy Cuteteach-boy".He'll torture u by playing"Da Coconut Song"on a high volume.The entire Navy couldn't sleep when Martha broke dis rule.We(every dude else) r not amused.
5.Never hide the rum from Captain Sparrow.If u do,hide the trident and any butcher's sword from him.
6.Never sing the my little pony friendship is magic opening song out loud if ur on the Queen Anne's Revenge.Angelica will use her stinging anemone gatling gun to launch them stinging anemones at u.
7.Make no attempt to,even if Norrington agrees and makes u his secretary(da wages r high and he feeds u with roast turkey and mashed potatoes each day),yell, in Will's presence,"ELIZABETH WAS MEANT FOR U, ADMIRAL!NOT DAT WILL WEIRDO".Will would borrow the Sword of Triton from Blackbeard and chase u around.
8.Don't ever walk up to Davy Jones and say""Hey Jones. I know a guy who works in a restaurant.A seafood reastaurant."He'll cry till he literaly fills a whole location with seawater.Cinammon Manor became the Cinammon Sea when Yaya(Boboiboy character) gave him a fried fish for dinner.
9.Never ever walk straight up to Norrington while wearing a shirt dat says"Willabeth is OTP".He will never forgive u.
10.Call Carina "Ms.Astronomer",not "Filthy Witch".Barbossa will punish u.He'll send u to the Island of Perpetual Tickling.
11.If u see Salazar never say Durza(Inheritance Cycle Crossover)is more handsome than him.
12.Never insult Shansa by saying"Hey,Baldy.Where did u cut ur hair,huh?"She will curse u to always say"Barney is a dinosaur dat loves teletubbies,tralalalala"whenever anyone says ur name for 3 weeks(Lesarooooo Lesaro:Barney is a dinosaur dat loves teletubbies,tralalala.)
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