Ok, so this is basically a list of first world problems that I just need to get out of my system.
-When you grab toast and forget that half the point of toast is that it's warm. (the other half is of course that it's crunchy) Or when you try to spread cold butter on toast that you accidentally let get cold.
-When your dad sings along to your favorite song and completely ruins it for you.
-What the hell is Coconut Sunset with Hits of Mango lotion supposed to smell like? Or Moonlight Path? These are things that can't be smelled, so why name lotions after them? It makes no sense! Can we please just stick to scents like Vanilla or Lemon?
-When people grab your book or other stuff and start playing with it. Like, no! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY STUFF! THEY'RE MINE FOR A REASON! ASK!! (I'll probably say no) I get that they're fabulous, but that doesn't mean you need to get your sent all over them, we're not dogs.
-Bad hair days of any kind.
-Bi-polar weather. Is it spring or is it winter? Can you make up your mind so that we don't have 50 DEGREE WEATHER THE DAY AFTER A SNOW STORM! IT CONFUSES ME!
-When people misuse the word literally: "I literally just met him!" As opposed to what? Figuratively? Or "I literally just laughed my my socks of!" No you did not as your socks are still on your feet. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
-When your class flips out because you accidentally (or on purpose, we all have those days) used profanities. They're just words! WHY DO YOU FREAK OUT SO MUCH WHEN I SAY FUCK!?!
-When bananas ripen and you have about half an hour to eat all six of them before they turn all brown and mushy.
-When your sock falls off inside your boot!
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The Little Things In Life
HorrorI am a very opinionated person, and I don't know if that's a good thing or not. But either way here are the things in life that I hate. If you agree or strongly disagree, let me know and we can hate things together! -GraySpace
