Not Saying Shit

So there was a girl named Ricarda. She would never say anything except "I'm not saying shit" that's all she will say. She started saying it right when she came out of her moms vagina. She came out saying "I'm not saying shit! I'm not saying shit!" instead of crying. She never said her name so when ever someone asked her name she says the same thing over and over again. No one ever understood why.

At the age of 6, Her mother Rachickanara and her father Recarednaro, took her to therapy maybe it will help her talk instead of saying shit. Rachickanara, Racarednaro, her older brothers Rematonarrow, Remcarrot, and Rawbanarokadaro, and her little sisters Recarnatomatora, and Revartomotobenvolta, and their dog Albert, sat In the waiting room for 1 hour. It was the longest 1 hour of their life.  Once she was done they couldn't find anything that was wrong.

This went on all through elementary, middle, and high school. Until one day. it was 9:00 pm on a Tuesday night. We all don't get why she was out on a Tuesday night. Who goes out on a Tuesday night? What a rebel, anyways, she was walking to her car from a place. The evidence said she just came out of the sewers but I just think she just to a Thunder shit and just came out of the bathroom and all thay stank that came from her thunder shit flew on to her. Okay so there was this guy behind her and she didn't noticed until she felt a breeze. She looked around and it was just the wind. She then continued walking until she heard a sound of a gun go off really close to her, she turns around and see a statue. She walked up to the statue. She touches the statue. Its soft. So once she noticed its soft, she starts playing with it like a dog. Shes easily amused. The Statue was so tired of her shit because 1 she smelled like shit and 2 he just wanted to kill her since the first time he missed. He shot the ground. What an Idiot even I know how to shot a gun and I'm a fucking narrator that's a beard. I don't have no hands! 

So the killed Shots her in the knee. She Screams "NOT SAYING SHIT! NOT SAYING SHIT!" in pain. He soon runs away. but then runs into a pole. I just found out he was blind... Anyways she looks down at her wound so she can put pressure on it. She knows what to do because she is learning to be a nurse. Ha that's is not a good career pick for her, Like what if she has a patient that is dying and the family asked her if they are going to be okay all shes going to say is "I'm not saying shit!" haha sucks. Ok I'm doing to much side shit. Lets get on with Ricarda.

Ricarda sees a little note in her knee that came with the bullet. She pulls it out and reads it. It said "You like chicken? I like Chicken. Me and you lets have a chicken night together."  What a Dumb note everyone knows Chicken night is the worst thing to do for a date. Why would someone want to stuff chicken then cook it for 450 degrees for 25 mins then stick it around in the areas trees. Huh that actually sounds fun. Soon the ambulance. Before the ambulance took her in the car they sprayed her with water she stank so much that they couldn't bring her in a closed car. Soon after that they take her to the hospital. They went to surgery blah blah blah all the boring stuff happened.

Soon she was sleeping in the hospital bed. She wakes up 2 hours later after they were done. It was not 12:00am. The doctor comes in and asked for her name. She says " I'm not saying shit." The doctor looks at her confused. He thought that she said she needs to shit. Since she cant stand up he takes the potty pan that is filled with her pee. The nurse was lazy so she didn't clean it. Ricarda didn't noticed the doctor coming to her with the potty pan. She looks to the left to see the doctor with the potty pan. She then at random has a spaz attack. Her arm goes #cray and she hits the doctors arm which makes the Potty pan go flying in the air. It soon lands on Ricarda. She got lucky the pee didn't land on her. Good. Just then The other patient in the room also had a spaz attack and hit the nurse that was taking care of the patient, hand! The patient just took a pee in that pan and her pee was deadly it was poisonous! It soon came flying over to Ricarda! It then fell all over her. But she didn't die. 

WOW Ricada got lucky but she smelt even worst then she did when she had that thunder shit smell. The doctor asked her if she was okay. She was so angry that she wanted to yell so she did. "IM COVERED IN POISONOUS PEE AND I'M NOT EVEN DEAD THIS IS NOT RIGHT WHY WOULD YOU JUST STAND THERE YOU CUNT POOPY ITCH PINCH KINCH GRINCH!" All of a sudden everyone looks at her because she just said something different instead of " I'm not saying shit!" 

Then She has another spaz attack and she starts flying everywhere. All the wires that here in her got pulled off and she was flying hitting every wall like a wrecking ball. She soon some how got lit on fire then she froze then melted then fell on the ground and died.

She died a smelly death... So sad that she had to die smelling like thunder shit combined with more thunder shit. I don't know whats worst then that. 

But all we got to say is 

R.I.P 

The "IM NOT SAYING SHIT" girl

Aka- Ricada even though know one knew her name. 

I hope you don't smell like that whe you leave.

No one wants to smell that smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... Smelly. 

                                                                                The End!

A/N 

Omg this is weird isnt it...

Anyway I got to dedicate this to phsycopath1124. She gave me the Idea of making this lol I really didnt think it was going to be 1090+ words long but it is lol. Thanks for the Idea gurl! lol. So everyone who is reading this. Go check her out her Books are amazing! They are great! And I know all of you will like it to!

Ok so Thanks for reading and I dont think there will be more of this book. It was just something random we thought of today March 6, 2014 if you want to know the exact date lol. Unless you want her to come back from the dead because she stank so much they sent her back lol. Ok im done here. So Goooooooooodbyyyyyyyye!