Bored?

I know your bored. You must wanna do something, right? Your probably in your room and watching television with just your underwear on. Well, get up and put on your clothes. I will show you how to not be bored anymore.

There is a house on the corner of your neighborhood. Go there. Why does it take you so long to put on your shit? Okay, doesn't matter. Your finally at the house. Your slow as fuck. That won't help you, I suggest you be careful. Enter through the back, front is locked. Step inside and be very quiet. You have got to listen to me and follow the things I say. finally, your inside. Your the slowest one I've come in contact with. Wow, it's really dark in here. Use your flashlight. What? You didn't bring it?  I should've told you to do that. Oh well we'll just use the little light from outside, even though it's night. Okay, now step quietly through the first door you see. Your quite good at being quiet. Are you afraid of ghosts?

There will be many types of spiders and bugs crawling around. Hopefully you aren't afraid of them. Go upstairs. They are two rooms down then you'll see it on your right. On your left, you will see stairs that go down. Don't go on them, you'll regret it. Good, now, I'm going to tell you things about the room you are about to enter.

Don't make noise. Don't breathe. Don't scream. Don't look. Don't breathe. I told you that twice. I will tell you the reason why. There are many spirits in the room that can hear you. If you breathe, they will hear you.  The room is very dark and you will need to keep your eyes completely shut. They know if your watching. When you open the door, shut it immediately when you walk inside. Go ahead and close your eyes before you open the door, just don't look and don't breathe, no matter how much you really wanna do it. Okay now open the door. Shut it quickly. Stay close to the wall. Walk ahead. You must really wanna breathe. Don't do it. The spirits are everywhere in the room. It's very quiet in this room, isn't it? Your now in front of the door. The door your about to open will have many spiders and webs on it. You need to push it open and quickly shut it. You might have woken a spirit, but if you didn't breathe yet, your fine. I see your face is blue. Hurry and push the door open with all your energy. Shut it with force. Good job. You can now breathe. Feels good, doesn't it? Now, this is where things get more difficult.

Look around. There are five rooms. Two of which will be cursed. Two of which will have spirits in and will quickly go into your soul and you will be dead in five days. Then one which is correct. I don't know which is which. Go with whatever your mind tells you to. You can't back out, it's way too late. You chose the one on the right. I will tell you to be careful, this is where many people die. You chose the correct door. Great. Now, you see the girl with black hair in the center of the room?  Sit beside her.  She will grant you one wish. If it's the wrong question, you won't make it out here alive. I won't tell you the right question. Whatever you ask her, you will get the correct answer. Whatever you ask her, you won't be bored any longer.