Red vs Blue Oneshots

Mainewash

This was the prompt I used (image). It isn't mine, I found it on Pinterest.

"Um, why is Wash bleeding?" North asked Maine as they sat in the infirmary. North standing near the bed, Maine in a chair beside the bed, and Wash sitting on the bed holding a cloth to his bleeding nose.

"Because he's an idiot." Maine said in his gravelly voice, as if the reason were obvious.

"I didn't know that idiocy caused people to spontaneously bleed from the nose." The purple and green armoured freelancer mused.

"Must be a new phenomenon." York smirked, approaching the group.

"Look guys, it isn't a big deal." Wash said, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

In truth, it really wasn't a big deal. Except for the fact that Washington had somehow pissed off Texas. No one was sure how, but she was furious and took it out on wash, punching him square in the face and giving the poor boy a bloody nose.

"Alright, well, hope your nose stops gushing blood soon buddy. We've gotta go." York smiled.

"Yeah. This idiot promised me dinner." North said, playfully elbowing York in the ribs.

"Love you dear." York replied, shoving north playfully in return.

"Bye lovebirds." Wash teased.

Maine smiled at wash. "You okay?"

Wash scowled. "No. I have a bleeding nose! In what universe does this mean I'm okay?" Wash said, voice heavy with exasperation. But it was hard to take him seriously when his voice was so nasally.

"It means you're mostly okay but not 100% fine." Maine argued.

"Shut up."

"Love you too."

Sorry this chapter is so short. I wanted to do a MaineWash oneshot, I needed to update, and I have no ideas. :( writers block sucks. Anyway, I hope you're all having an amazing summer and all of you have a great day!