This is my first published story. In fact, ths is the first thing I have ever wrote, so plz excuse my horrible writing skills.
- taryn
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25 ways to piss off Hazel Grace
1. Tell her she cant run.
2. Talk about how horrible your lungs are.
3. Say an "Imperial Affliction" was a horrible book.
4.Ask how Agustus is doing.
5. Write on Agustus's Facebook page.
6. Walk up to her and say "Okay?"
7. Spoil tonights ANTM.
8.Rant on about how horrible your breakup with your boyfriend was.
9. Force feed her meat.
10.Tell her Van Houeten was just misunderstood.
11. Tell her you hated Agustus.
12. Tell her Isaac deserves to be blind.
13. Make any Agustus joke.
14. Keep an unlight cigaratte in your mouth.
15. Act like you know everything about everything
16. Ask whats on her shirt (what does it mean).
17. Mention Orangee
18. Say champagne is disgusting.
19. Ask her to go to Support Group.
20. Tell her to make new friends.
21. Ask who Phillip is.
22. Ask who Agustus is.
23. Say reading is overrated (Wait.That would piss anyone off).
24. Talk about how you hate school and wish you didn't have to go.
25. Tell her she should get over Agustus.
