The life of LaCarrota who flirts atope

When he shat first

This is a true story based on lacarrota. It's intense. Ok.

Everyone's sane point of view:
One day, p the clique was chillin. Gentile was living life on the rocc dating cow Pat who was a cow Pat. Her best buds were Harambe, Eggplamg and Turmoil. They were were lit . One day Harambe appeared and they all discuses.
"Gentile, did u know something?"
Eggplmg burst in. "AHU atope news"
And turmoil began to shaping radio g-dogs op. "que rico Rico."
Gentile was confused and abused. Bc #notjewishin1centurypalestine.
"Bueno," began Eggplamg. "Put Eggy for shotg. Ok so LaCarrota has ben heavy saucy bauch cabrona con el Cow Pat"
Psycho Peter came to play in the form of Gentile. "excuse me?"
"He" a
The three friends said untied and untied and United. How strange they we're and were. At least has good fried friends Gentile has.
"Don't u re,where?"
"We"
"Que?"
"Sorry remember"
"Ok"
"That's games might and night she atope went at him and took ur parnr place"
"OMG tRUE"
"Lol bye"
"We need to stop LaCarrota"
They. Egan to plot a scheme to turmoil LaCarrota like the suggests of our character Turmoil. Wonder what will happen,,????????

LaCarrotas PoV:

My what a wonder day thought me.
"I need to message to message Cow Pat to not annoy him bc im in bae 110% tillbillion the day we part" hahahahaahahah she thinks she's so funny.
It's games night and Cow Pats looking mighty fine across the table. My carrot stems can't take it anymore que suclemento.
I decide to SPRINT across to his side and trip on my deer coz yo que we soy acid. M E O W. Ok so yes I'm here and I'm leaning up to him. I see Eggplamg whisper to Gentile. Gentile looks like wob y un helpless gallina. I gota say to this and by this i mean idk whatever lol um such a hoe.
Gentile filled the room with salty rage. And brought in a bag of salt to throw on me and escondite en el corner. That ended the game night lol they're boring.