(y/n) walked down the street when suddenly you saw a kpop band member or something. "Oh fuck me! Imma gon die rn!" Then you screamed "Hi, Jungkook! Hey!!! Lol! Do u wanna fuk babe!"
He immediately was absolutely fucking terrified, which is to be expected when someone you dont know screams ur name from across the street.
You didn't care tho. You put bag over his head and tied him iup qwith rope. Then you took hi into ur basement and strappped him onto a radiator of a pole in ur waall or somethinfg.
He screamed and siad "plz lemme go, ill do anything!" You questioned why he he said 'ill' instaed of 'i'll' but whatevr who gives a shit. He was gonna do whatever you wanated for his escape (you prob not gonna let him ascape cuz he gon go to police).
You said "anthing, huh?" you loudly HMMMMMMed. "Go makes ouyt wif nother band member thens."
"But there are no other band members her!" he says. "Oh rly." You then push a button that reveals the other band members and its from a rotating wall probably.
"Oh fackle nackle!" Jungkook screams. "Plz halp uss Jungkook!" Jimin screams.
"OK! So in oreder 2 escape you gotta makreout n shit. Lol, dis gon be gudd shit." You took popcorn out of nowhrere and started eating it and wathing band members make out like the gross piece of tracsh u are.
U loled and said "hah! Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy ass shit"
Ur otps wrere sad and wanted to die but u didn;t care, u just wanted them makin out n shit like thta.
U then tied all them back uop and said "sike! I wasnt gonna let u go! Youre stuck here for alll eternity!"
You then went upsatairs where u abused ur wife/husband/Significant other. Youree an afwul person but u dont care do u, u piece of shit. You also ate food that made u super fucking fat and were always a awful person.
1 day the police arrested u but not for the kidnappings, they arrested u for not paying ur electric bill or something equallly as sytupid as that. Btw way u starve babies to death and then turn them into milkshakes.
Nobody in ur neighborhood likes u but pretend they do so u dont eat them, you obese tub of lard. You killed your own mothwer too.
You ate 70 puppies yesterday and are gonna eat like 666 puppies togay. Fuk u dipshit.
