All I know about Homestuck characters from :
Only getting to Act 3, being told some of the giant plot by my obsessed friend, and comics on Pinterest.
Okay, here we go!
Okay, so as you can tell I know nothing.. This is all kind of a joke, but also it shows I don't know anything lol. I need to get around to reading it, but it swears a hecking lot and besides that, I'm scared I won't be able to be pulled out okay?? I am already being sucked in help me
John Eggman :
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Appears to be a major nerd
Keeps having to remind the readers that he is in fact straight
Hates Betty Crocker
Has the best dad
Freaks out sometimes
Hero
Davey Boy :
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Is cool
Is shipped with everyone including John, the straight nerd
Can time travel using turntables??
Sick beats
Irony
Likes apple juice, but then like doesn't?? I think
His sprite is hecking cool
Has a puppet I don't want to think about
Has created comics that are very concerning/confusing/addicting/make you feel like you're high
Ross :
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