iMatch [OLD]

Intro

Yoongi woke up groggily. He rubbed his eyelids and groaned as he checked the alarm clock. He was rather startled to see that he awoke early. He took a moment to listen to the birds chirping and singing. He scoffed bitterly. 

"What I would give up to be a bird," he commented softly. "I wouldn't have to worry about work and all that shit."

Suddenly his phone buzzed to life. He rose a brow and growled as he has assumed it was Taehyung's morning ritual, which consists of him messaging lovely things and later ask him what birds do when they're bored. 

Yoongi swiped his phone and saw that the notification was a message indeed, but not from whom he had expected. He swiped right and quickly skimmed the message.

That message was rather repulsive. However instead of clicking the itty bitty 'x' in the corner his thumb hovered over the accept button and pressed accept. The sound of a woman's robotic voice suddenly swept over the room. 

"Hello," she began and a hologram popped out of the screen. Yoongi was bewildered at the image and tossed his phone to the wall. However, that didn't prevent the  woman to stop talking. She merely continued as if it happened all the time. 

"I am your matchmaker. Please answer the following questions."

Yoongi glanced at her and he started to hyperventilate, he cautiously grasped for his device and pressed the power button, but it seemed to have been frozen. The woman in the screen gave a look of annoyance as she piped up again, "This app will not close until you have answered the following questions."

Yoongi growled and all the fear slowly subsided. "Fine. What's the first question?"

The questions were fairly easy as he had only had to say his name, age, and any other typical question about one's self. That was, until he stumbled upon the 'ideal lover' panel. He rose a brow and chewed on his lower lip. Why would they have such a panel if they're going to pair him up with his soulmate?

He answered the questions quickly until her voice asked a rather intimate question: "Would you please list all the kinks and details about your ideal lover?"

The male froze and let out a sigh of relief as he saw a skip button. Finally the little session has ended and on the screen was one last question. The preferred gender. 

His thumb was about to click female option until his laptop started a smoking suddenly. His finger quickly swooped down and clicked a random gender as he raced to his laptop. After mumbling quite  a bit of profanity, the female continued with her directions.

"Now that we're done we have given your contact information to your soulmate. They will soon message you. Please be patient." And finally, she disappeared  Yoongi sighed as he tossed his fried laptop upon his bed and exhaled. 

Suddenly a soft ding startled him. He swiped once more and saw something he honestly didn't expect. 

ChimChim: Hello, Soulmate! :) :)