Markiplier x reader one shots

Lemon

I was sitting on my couch, innocently reading my favorite book. And all of a sudden i feel a big warm hand on my thigh, gripping it. I let out a small moan. "What are you reading bae?" He whispered seductively. "A E-eren J-jeager lemon"(Im sure i didn't spell that right) I whimpered out. Mark began to kiss on my neck leaving small hickeys. I felt him smirk, "Mmm a lemon huh? What a naughty girl you are." He muffled. I felt my core pulsate. "A-ahh M-mark d-don't s-s-stop p-p-please" I begged. It felt to good i didn't want him to stop, i wanted him to keep going. Feeling his big strong manly hand gripping my thigh, his warm thick tongue (I stand with Mark's thicc neck 😂😂😂😂 sorry) licking my neck, His teeth biting down softly. This man is making me go crazy. "Hey you wanna reenact a lemon with me and not your fake character" He said. I couldn't speak, i just nodded. "Okay" he got off me and stood in front of me, Is he gonna make me give him a blowjob? I mean i wouldn't mind. "The lemon, Citrus limon Osbeck, is a species of small evergreen tree in the flowering plant family Rutaceae, native to Asia." I looked at him confused. "What?" I ask. Mark starts to die of laughter, it took me a second to realize what he meant. "You little..." "Haha y-you ahahaha y-you oh god haha" I started to blush hard. "That's not funny!" I scream of embarrassment. I storm upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door. "Aww babe I'm sorry" he tried jiggling the door knob to get in. "Babe come on don't be mad, I'm sorry okay, I love you" He reassured me. I finally developed the courage to open the door. I held my head down and used my hand to cover my tomato face. "Aw babe I'm sorry honestly" He used his finger to hold up my head, and removed my hands from my face.  "I love you" He smiled. He kissed my lips slowly and passionately. "I love you too, i forgive you" "Okay, we'll preform a real lemon later" he kissed my forehead and walked away. My eyes went wide and my face turned red again.

Ello mates! You thought this was a real lemon nahhhhh but i love you. Don't kill me
Mark: They should.
Me: Hey!
Mark: "Hey" nothing! You did this to yourself...
Me: -.- Wow i write a story about you and this is the thanks i get
Mark: Yea
Me: Get out
Mark: Okay.
Me: Nuuuu come back. (I do that with my boyfriend XD)
Mark: Fine, you gonna be a poopie head?
Me:No...
Mark: Okay *smiles innocently*
Me: *smh* anyways thanks so much for reading i hope you liked it and again im sorry i got your hopes up but hey..APRIL FOOLS
Mark: Boi its not even april
Me:Oh yea, Okay mark would you do the honors and sign us off?
Mark: I thought you'd never ask...Thanks you guys so much for reading and I'll will see you in the next chapter...Briwho signing ouuuuttt peaaaceee
Me: Gg m8 heh bye guys!!