*Alia's POV*
Daniel walked into my room toting an extra leg.
Holy shit!!
"Daniella, what happened to you?!" I screeched, surprised.
"Ehheeehehehee my birdy had an accident," he drawled, in a Mexican accent.
"STOP ACTING LIKE zAYN MALIK, YOU ASSJOLE, THIS IS SERIOUS." I yelled in his eyeballs.
He rolled his fingernails and ripped off the extra leg and said that everything was okay.
"Okay?"
"Okay."
We screamed because tfios moment hahhahah hollaaaa!!
But then, I turned him on too much with my donkey laughing so he grabbed my hands and leaned in realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll close.
He smashed our faces together and I realized that he had rubber cement on his face!!!!
We tried to part but we couldn't so I started yodeling in alarm.
Daniel giggled as we rolled down the stairs to the kitchen.
"dANNY YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT I CAN'T PUT CANDY IN MY FACE HOLE," I wailed.
He smashed a banana between our faces and we tried to swallow it wowwowow.
Suddenly, Hana walked in. "Oh ho got a little jiggy with that hookah," she muttered.
We told her about our predicament and a lightbuld exploded above her head..11!!
"oH I SAW THIS EPISODE OF IMAGINATION MOVERS WHERE THEY WENT INTO A FREEZER TO GET THE GUM OFF-"
But she was cut off as my mom came in and grabbed a fistful of my hair and a handful of Daniel's skull and she ripped our faces apart!!!
"No PDA, kids," she warned as she walked out.
Daniel whimpered and rubbed his face. "My peach fuzz!!!" he wailed.
My finger flew to my upper lip, feeling the fuzzier patch. "mY PEACH FUZZ."
We sat down and screeched for a half hour while Hana rubbed crack on herself.
I shaved my face and Daniel took the residue to glue back on his face.
Everything was normal in AliaWorld!!!!!1!!!111!!
