Day 43: the stalker
[everyone has joined]
Sam: *beatboxes out of boredom*
Becka: any1 wanna go get a burger?
Thor: can we get poptarts?
Becka: I've been told about ur obsession with poptarts so... no
Loki: wut about cookies
Steve: no
Tony: scotch?
Arya: no tony
Bruce: wut about science
Haley: that sounds cool
Clint: ASDFGHJKL SECURITY SECURITY
Nat: *loads gun*
Sam: *imitates siren*
Loki: KNEEEYUL
Arya: COOOUUULLLSSSOOONN
Thor: SON OF COOOOUUULLL
Tony: AGGGGEEEEENNNNNTTT
Bruce: PHHHIIIIILLLLL
Steve: *whispers* agent Coulson
[Phil has joined]
Phil: u called, Steve? O_O
Sam: WHO IS SHE
Phil: who?
Sam: WOMAN
Phil: ...who?
Sam: *turns phil's head 2 Haley* WHOIZSHAI
Haley: HAI PHIL *waves frantically*
Phil: oh that's Haley
Tony: yeah we know that from the name that comes up when she speaks
Nat: wut. Is she. Doing. Here
Phil: she was originally meant 2 b delivering coffee... but I take it she got distracted
Arya: who even is she?
Phil: uh, the coffee intern, duh?
Loki: we never had a coffee intern let alone coffee delivered 2 us
Phil: Haley... *folds arms* wut happened 2 the coffee we gave u 2 deliver everyday?
Sam: WE WERE MEANT 2 GET COFFEE EVERYDAY?!?!
Haley: ummm... well... the thing is...
Phil: pls don't tell me u got distracted
Haley: ...
Phil: *facepalms*
Steve: then where was she everyday?
Haley: here
Arya: excuse me?
Haley: I was here
Clint: *clicks fingers in z-formation* gurl, we were here 1st
Bruce: wut do u mean u were here
Haley: I was here. U guys couldn't c me but I saw u guys
Nat: wait a second... u were stalking us?!
Haley: yep. I followed u guys everywhere
Loki: o rly
Haley: ya rly
Loki: prove it
Haley: well, yesterday u guys went ice skating and Clint did the splits on the ice and Becka reused 2 move 4 ages. The day b4, u guys captured the crazy robot called Batman. The day b4 that Becka and Tony created Batman. The day b4 it was Valentines day and Tony and Arya became official and u guys started singing Frozen songs, then u guys met Becka. The day b4 Tony was jealous of Clark and the day b4 that u guys went 2 comic con
Nat: whoa
Arya: u were jealous of Clark?
Tony: ... no
Haley: I know everything about u guys
Thor: OH
Haley: every single secret
Clint: ...
Steve: oooka-
Haley: every. Single. Secret
Phil: ... I'm out
[phil has left]
Haley: so wut r we wanna do 2day?
Tony: whoa whoa whoa hold the stark industries phone
Thor: ... I'm not holding a phone
Tony: 'we'?
Haley: mhm
Tony: where did the 'we' come from?
Haley: we are a team now
Sam: we r?
Haley: yep
Loki: um... okay... I think u should go bck 2 Phil now
Haley: *strokes Loki's hair* wow so long
Loki: *whispers* Sam wut do I do she's touching my hair
Sam: omg XD
Loki: *whispers* help me S.O.S
Haley: shh it's okay
Loki: ...
Haley: *hugs loki* it's okay. I know ur just misunderstood
Loki: wut is it doing. Y is it doing this. Get it off me
Haley: hang on *pulls out phone* *takes selfie with loki* lol tweet
Loki: um
Haley: [tweets: chillin with buddy Loki dokey ;) xxx]
[tweet has got 427,889933 comments and 975,992727 likes]
Loki: *pushes Haley away* get it away from me *backs away*
Becka: ... any1 still up 4 burgers?
Loki: take me away from her
Nat: pls just go
Steve: go now
[everyone has left]
Haley: I'll b here... waiting... :)
[haley has left]
A/N:
I made up Haley, she doesn't belong 2 DC or MARVEL or anything I just randomly thought her up.
She won't b in every chapter but she will pop up every now and then.
Just randomly u know?
I should sleep now.
Yep cya guys.
Bye
*moonwalks away*
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